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I wanted to do a front flip on my bed today to see if I could but I chickened out
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🔧 Actively working on site again.
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Maybe they want to be gaslight into wanting what you want. Act as if you have already agreed to go to Chuck-E-Cheese for your anniversary dinner.
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After going through some awful events, for now I'm doing good again. Sometimes, you have to spend money to save money, but usually it all works out in the end. I also managed to outsmart myself on certain matters.
Also, this week I've learned more about that SJW admin coworker of mine. From now on I'll call him Soyman. Apparently, he's deeply invested in BLM and other assorted woke movements. He's very much a self-hating white man. In a typical workday, I'll hear him spouting off nonsense about bullshit like something being rooted in white supremacy, checking our white privilege, and standing up to the patriarchy. Mind you, this is the same guy who has been married four times, regularly visits a therapist, is a job hopper, and unironically listens to woke rap. I could forgive all that if he wasn't such a hypocrite and a douchebag. He also idolizes Finland. And started his own business despite ranting about "late-stage capitalism" all the time. He's 41, yet acts like an angsty teenager. Then there's also the fact he's obsessed with doing drugs, going to concerts, and gloats about being a hedonist.
Soyman has become my personal lolcow. I hope he follows through on his vow to leave our agency and move on to a new job just because. To that, I say goodbye and good riddance.
Also, this week I've learned more about that SJW admin coworker of mine. From now on I'll call him Soyman. Apparently, he's deeply invested in BLM and other assorted woke movements. He's very much a self-hating white man. In a typical workday, I'll hear him spouting off nonsense about bullshit like something being rooted in white supremacy, checking our white privilege, and standing up to the patriarchy. Mind you, this is the same guy who has been married four times, regularly visits a therapist, is a job hopper, and unironically listens to woke rap. I could forgive all that if he wasn't such a hypocrite and a douchebag. He also idolizes Finland. And started his own business despite ranting about "late-stage capitalism" all the time. He's 41, yet acts like an angsty teenager. Then there's also the fact he's obsessed with doing drugs, going to concerts, and gloats about being a hedonist.
Soyman has become my personal lolcow. I hope he follows through on his vow to leave our agency and move on to a new job just because. To that, I say goodbye and good riddance.
Phalanges Mycologist
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I see that sort of person try to "tame" the workmen and contractors and give up in tears because they refuse to play ball with that kind of nonsense.
This year I forged some ironwork for a Gardening display with a friend of mine (I was striking for him, not my job but it was big an odd so a 2 man job) where we forged big flowering plants that looked like dicks, he recorded some video of it too and it was recorded as me saying "It looks like bobbys cock" (Bobby is my Heinz Russel who looks retarded and is even more retarded than he looks) Client laughed, Clients Wife laughed, Clients "daughter" complained, so my friend gave them a Discount (£1) to platiate the offended retard.
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I started to use the voice recognition feature on my remote control when using the YT search. After i explicitly stated/bitched about in one of the tech threads that i don't talk to electrical appliances on general principle. We are truly living in the End Times.
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I feel for you, that combo is hilariously bad. My girlfriend managed to drop an almost full bottle of sesame oil on my tiled kitchen floor at the height of this summer, shattering it into a million oily pieces, and my first thought was "Thank fucking God it wasn't the fish sauce!".
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Last update on my health. Was diagnosed with cellulitis by the podiatrist. Was prescribed antibiotics and pretty strong ones at that. Hopefully got to the infection before it could spread to the blood or my leg. Been taking medication for days. Treating foot with otc topicals. Anti-inflammatory for pain and swelling. Pain has receded, infection may be going into remission, swelling is going down discoloration returning to normal. Should be healed up by monday but antibiotics may last longer following proper dosing. Supplementals running low, due back at podiatrist for follow up next Friday.
Learned My lesson about not scratching too hard especially on surfaces. Who'd have thought the simplest of habits could potentially turn fatal. Oh well good thing I have a real job with paid sick leave and insurance now otherwise.....well who knows what could have happened.
Learned My lesson about not scratching too hard especially on surfaces. Who'd have thought the simplest of habits could potentially turn fatal. Oh well good thing I have a real job with paid sick leave and insurance now otherwise.....well who knows what could have happened.
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One of my coworkers is a piece of shit, and it makes me all grumpy at work because we're so desperately short-staffed, people know they can get away with being pieces of shit.
Blamo2000
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Vice president found out about piss cabinet...
Kiwis, I don't feel so good
Kiwis, I don't feel so good
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I deleted my dating apps. I was getting no matches and everyone on them is utterly disgusting. As well, I can't stand women and their evils especially much right now. All their inherent defects and bad behavior just gets to me, it's so obvious and society refuses to see much of it. We need a correction.
I look around at this society of ours and I'm afraid I'll become a shut-in over the winter. I can't find a reason to go outside, can't find a venue to socialize at, and I'm feeling rather unhinged and I want to go out and pick fights with liberals because I am utterly and completely past the point of being sick of their shit. I can't get over the fact that every left winger I've ever known was a huge fucking train wreck. I'm having old people invite me over to hang out and I'm accepting that because they are far more reasonable and cerebral than the younger generations, and make more attentive company. Old people fucking love me. Gen Z and Millennials make terrible hosts for their guests. While there is truth to the OK Boomer meme, I'm glad it passed, boomers are pretty alright as company.
I look around at this society of ours and I'm afraid I'll become a shut-in over the winter. I can't find a reason to go outside, can't find a venue to socialize at, and I'm feeling rather unhinged and I want to go out and pick fights with liberals because I am utterly and completely past the point of being sick of their shit. I can't get over the fact that every left winger I've ever known was a huge fucking train wreck. I'm having old people invite me over to hang out and I'm accepting that because they are far more reasonable and cerebral than the younger generations, and make more attentive company. Old people fucking love me. Gen Z and Millennials make terrible hosts for their guests. While there is truth to the OK Boomer meme, I'm glad it passed, boomers are pretty alright as company.
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I'd say go to church, but the churches here have become depressingly diverse and inclusive
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Hah, I'm an atheist, though I also tend to not trust other atheists for obvious reasons (e.g., COMMUNISM).
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At least sesame oil actually smells good, even though it gets tiresome after a while and you're going to be smelling it for a while.
Chocola
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As the other local fedora atheist, I'm dismayed at what Internet atheism has become. The bullshit it supports.
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I wouldn't call that atheist anymore. They aren't putting their faith in gods, but in untested abstract concepts.
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Atheism isn't even what it used to be, now people say they are atheists but are happy to believe in astrology, magic, etc. The believe in literal magic and supernatural among millennials and Gen Z seems to be skyrocketing.
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That's not really atheism, it's Atheism+™ (Pasteurized process atheism-flavored product).
That's because they're too dumb to understand what atheism is and think it's just hating Christians. The same reasoning they claim requires rejecting Christianity would also mandate rejecting all that dumb bullshit, too.
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How long until we have machine gods (that have more then just one schizophrenic true believer)?
Generally, I think it's actually fairly rare to be a real atheist. Many self-defined atheists still put unquestioning faith into things like politicians or news networks or grapevines or whatever. Just because what they believe in isn't a undefinable sentient being doesn't mean that they aren't believing in something - and will blind themselves to facts that dispute those beliefs.
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