How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I lurked for two years before joining.
Cope harder instead of engaging with my words, gay nerd

"lurking" your local gay bars does not translate to experience with internet forums, no matter how similar the clientele of both are

 

[AnOminous]

Terrifying, more like! I've seen more than one cyclist take a header at 30+, and though not involving severe injury (mostly road rash and a mangled bike), it was still dramatic (and painful). I'd be less anxious on flat terrain (lol as if I'd sustain 30), but I'm a chicken and flutter my brakes going downhill, no matter how actually slow I'm going.

When I was a kid, I took a header at speeds like that a couple times. One of them was extreme, and my face was mangled to hell, to the point I looked like a monster. I just sucked it up, though, and for the couple weeks of looking like a monster, I would just lurch at people and growl to terrify them.

Fun fact: somehow, I got absolutely no facial scars out of this, but the tiny little scars on my hands are there to this day.

I now wear one of those gay-looking helmets because I'm pretty sure a header like I could suck up as a kid would be a life-ender at this point.

 

[Meat Target]

When I was a kid, I took a header at speeds like that a couple times.

And that's how you ended up on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'm pretty sure a header like I could suck up as a kid would be a life-ender at this point

Cold truth!

 

[AnOminous]

And that's how you ended up on Kiwi Farms.

I was worried someone would notice.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Somewhere between terrible and ehhhhhhhh

 

[The Cunting Death]

Passed out in the bathroom and hit my head off the bathroom counter and has a seizure a few days ago got a huge cut and knot on my forehead. .
Mentally I feel nothing right now..just work eat sleep, the physical pain from my condition caused me to get up to 80mgs of oxy in one shot before calling 911 to be helped with potential kidney failure.
Oh, and I will be needing a kidney transplant. Yay me.

I'm amazed you're not dead.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I forgot to mention I'm doing slightly better than before
I just talked with my mom for the first time in months


Still feel kinda meh though

 

[Sean Shemmy]

How am I doing your mom? I do her pretty well.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Imagine being such a faggot you use kiwifarms out of all places to tell people how are you doin HAHAHAHAHAHA get a life insufferable retards i hate you so fucking much i hope you choke on your own vomit.

 

[doomocract]

Listen, if you were there for him up to the end, he knew it and he loved you for it. Trust me on that. They know.

Believe me on that. If you took him from a shelter or saved him from the wild, he knew he got a blessing, and though this happened, he got to die with love and thus peace. You gave him happiness.

I did take him from a shelter. He look sad and I always have room in heart for more cats. So thank you for this, this make me happy. I hope he at peace now...he very stubborn, hope he can sleep now.

Every one else: please adopt cat from shelter. You will make them happy

 

[doomocract]

"lurking" your local gay bars does not translate to experience with internet forums, no matter how similar the clientele of both are

forgive me for quote 2 msgs for row.
but i lurked kf since 2014 or therebout's. i did not make account sooner because i thought everyone would torn me apart. but no every one has been nice

 

[eatler]

Every one else: please adopt cat from shelter. You will make them happy

If I wasn’t allergic and poor I would

 

[AnOminous]

I just won $50K by someone else losing that much. For some reason I feel guilt.

 

[Betonhaus]

I just won $50K by someone else losing that much. For some reason I feel guilt.

Did the other person go into the situation being aware they might lose? Could you have lost 50k if it went a different way?

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I just won $50K by someone else losing that much. For some reason I feel guilt.

How did you do that? If you feel guilt then you can give it to me with crypto.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm amazed you're not dead.

So am I, but I ain't done living yet.

 

[obsdj]

I might be homeless next month, not for the first time, but I'm older now and my body is not up to the task. My landlord has sold the home I've been renting a room in, and rents are outrageously high right now, and I have some financial black marks that make me less desirable as a tenant, so this is going to be rough going. Right at the beginning of summer, too. Sigh.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Passed out in the bathroom and hit my head off the bathroom counter and has a seizure a few days ago got a huge cut and knot on my forehead. .
Mentally I feel nothing right now..just work eat sleep, the physical pain from my condition caused me to get up to 80mgs of oxy in one shot before calling 911 to be helped with potential kidney failure.
Oh, and I will be needing a kidney transplant. Yay me.

What the fuck, why is your health that bad? Sorry if this sounds like a retarded question.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I just won $50K by someone else losing that much. For some reason I feel guilt.

Fuck that, if this didn't happen on the back of one of your friends or close ones you gonna enjoy that money, i tell you hwat. Nice bit of windfall.

I might be homeless next month, not for the first time, but I'm older now and my body is not up to the task. My landlord has sold the home I've been renting a room in, and rents are outrageously high right now, and I have some financial black marks that make me less desirable as a tenant, so this is going to be rough going. Right at the beginning of summer, too. Sigh.

Nothing like the Jobcenter in your country? I always fall back on it to get my rent paid when i lost or quit a job when i am using too much, true NEET steeze. God knows i paid enough into the fucking system in better days and thanks to Germany being almost the largest 3rd World people importer in the EU the whole process became completely uncomplicated. Money is alright and they pay around 500 yurodollars in rent additional to the bennies, no questions asked.

Edit: Hurr, double post.