How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

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Getting kind of tired of only doing shit I wasn't hired for at work.. Yeah it makes me more valuable and shit but its the half of the job im not particularly interested in, and that half has been particularly shitty lately. I was hired to be the equivalent of an IT tech but Im doing commercial construction instead.

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

I've been ill since Saturday with some kind of virus.
Everything hurts, I'm getting a hot then cold feeling, and the cold feeling runs up my spine to my shoulders then down my arms.

Brain feels like it's shrinking inside my skull but throbbing at the same time.

I've lost my voice, my chest is tight and I've got a very painful cough.

Today I didn't even make it into work because I feel so ill.

Apparently in the middle of a fever dream I pathetically croaked to my husband that I have "Pineapple Flower Disease" because the cold feeling running up my spine felt like a Pineapple growing upwards.

Fckn embarrassing.

All I can say is bundle up and drink lots of fluids (hot tea in particular). Sometimes, the only way out is through.

 

[Just a boring name]

All I can say is bundle up and drink lots of fluids (hot tea in particular). Sometimes, the only way out is through.

Thankyou Kiwifriend.
I've been trying to turboforce it through my system by drinking plenty of water, rehydration mix, lemon and honey tea, paracetamol, warm duvet and bingewatching old episodes of The Fast Show and Reeves & Mortimer.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Had all four of my wisdom teeth taken out today. I thought the surgery was ten minutes, but the doctor told me I was out for two hours. Because of this and other medical things I've had, I'm thinking I have a higher tolerance for things like anesthesia; I started to wake back up every time they took a tooth out (I know what order they did it because of this), and I was mostly lucid the car ride back home. The closest I got to "loopy" was me commenting on the ice pack thing they put on my head. I thought it looked like a shawl an old Russian woman would wear, so I jokingly said I looked like male Baba Yaga. Other than that, nothing really "funny" was involved.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Pretty damn good... I got up at 4.30 and found the gym completely empty (no more waiting for people to take selfies in the squat rack), arrived at work to find I'm "supervisor" today (ie. coffee and a book), and the wife and I are putting in an offer on 50 acres of bushland up in the mountains this weekend.
It would be rude to complain.

I'd just like to add that I'm still living my best life. Even losers like me can make it.

Stay up y'all.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Talking with my family doesn't help. "Other people have had it harder than you", "You better be thankful you have anything you spoiled brat", "Just grow up and be happy", "It's your fault you can't find a job with that college degree", that sort of shit

Oh how much I hate when people say that. Like ok, someone is strong enough to lift a ton, does it mean that I can too? No.
Tell you what - no one knows what he is really capable of. I've learned this the hard way.

 

[missnaptime]

been keeping it to myself but my mom had been served an eviction notice 3 days before xmas. today got the news that she's going to have to be placed in a women's shelter (and by proxy, me, as i live with her outside of university term time) because housing is so unnaffordable and all the social housing has been taken up by fucking illegal immigrants.

i fucking hate every single one of them and their shithole countries.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Just came out of my thesis professor's first class for the semester today. As always there's uncertainty about the rest of the semester ahead. Happy new year.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm slowly learning to use DOS as that's what one of our machines runs on. it does have a GUI that gives shortcuts to key commands which helps.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Just spent last 2 months in a warzone. Home safe and sound but I'm burnt the fuck out.

 

[Unicorn Fairie]

Doing great haha. Found a guy on Grindr in my area yesterday who was actually into scat. I even suggested paying him, which he said was unnecessary because he liked me too, but i paid him lightbill anyways. As we cuddled in our hotel that i had paid for as well… he laid to my left, pulled his pants off and reached his hand back to where his ass was and shat in his left palm and brought it up to OUR face to review it. My pants were still on at this time but he could see the buldge in my pants growing as i inhaled his sewery shit aroma into my face and nose, so he grabs it with his right hand. Now, slowly rubbing the bulge over my sweatpants, he continued to hold his dark brown, soft and corn filled poop, to my nose.. I eagerly pulled my sweats down and allowed him to stroke my soft-dry dick, while he sat there describing the texture and reacting to the stanky smell of his shit, when nut started to fly out of my dick not even 10 strokes in. He kept saying “ew,” which turned me on alot and his shit was FOUL. Smelled liked he had been backed up for days on in. I enjoyed every bit of it. Curious to see what the future holds for me and my new scat partner. We are currently texting about what happened recently and i plan on seeing him this coming weekend!!!

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

I was doing fine, but then I read the post above.

 

[Lukie]

^ You ever wonder how some queers contract AIDs, have a propensity to molest children and get "discriminated" against?

Some people just need an axe in the head.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Doing great haha. Found a guy on Grindr in my area yesterday who was actually into scat. I even suggested paying him, which he said was unnecessary because he liked me too, but i paid him lightbill anyways. As we cuddled in our hotel that i had paid for as well… he laid to my left, pulled his pants off and reached his hand back to where his ass was and shat in his left palm and brought it up to OUR face to review it. My pants were still on at this time but he could see the buldge in my pants growing as i inhaled his sewery shit aroma into my face and nose, so he grabs it with his right hand. Now, slowly rubbing the bulge over my sweatpants, he continued to hold his dark brown, soft and corn filled poop, to my nose.. I eagerly pulled my sweats down and allowed him to stroke my soft-dry dick, while he sat there describing the texture and reacting to the stanky smell of his shit, when nut started to fly out of my dick not even 10 strokes in. He kept saying “ew,” which turned me on alot and his shit was FOUL. Smelled liked he had been backed up for days on in. I enjoyed every bit of it. Curious to see what the future holds for me and my new scat partner. We are currently texting about what happened recently and i plan on seeing him this coming weekend!!!

Wry can you fucking not?

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Outdoor inspection drain backed up again the other day. I figured it was a combination of the subzero weather, heavy rain, and it being a very old house. We only use paper in the toilet, so I knew it wasn't anything sinister.

Anyway, I waited it out for a day or two, as I can't do shit after work in the darkness. And if I'm going to be stirring a literal hole full of shit, I want daylight for the task.

Yesterday I bought some drain rods (sewer rods in the US?) A new hose gun to clear up detritus, and a large bucket in preparation for the task on Friday.

Of course, nature seems to have taken care of it for me, and it's no longer blocked. Good news is, it'll probably happen again in the future, so at least I have the tools and equipment to deal with it.

I'm not gunshy for any household maintenance or DIY, but I have to admit, the first time I did it like 6 months back in summer, I was... tested, even with the mask and goggles.

 

[Lukie]

The gf's Mum is very close to death (lung cancer). I think there's only a couple of weeks left, if that. She's in complete denial.

Thankfully she lives close so we can go and see her daily. I Took her down a bacon sammish and hot chocolate yesterday and had a nice chat.

It's going to be sad and she's treated me very kindly too. This isn't my first rodeo so I'm just trying to take the strain off of gf and be supportive. Getting some flowers delivered tomorrow from me and the pup.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Tried being someone I wasn't for months and learned a lot.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I don't know if it's just the winter, but I've felt so down lately. Hard to get motivated. I've been going to the gym more, try to do at least a couple hours each time, and I'll feel better in the moment but then I get home and depression swallows me whole again. It could be due to where I am in life, or rather, where I'm not. I'm 40 with no girlfriend, or wife, no children of my own. I've been wondering a lot if I'll even have anyone to mourn me when I die.

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

I don't know if it's just the winter, but I've felt so down lately. Hard to get motivated. I've been going to the gym more, try to do at least a couple hours each time, and I'll feel better in the moment but then I get home and depression swallows me whole again. It could be due to where I am in life, or rather, where I'm not. I'm 40 with no girlfriend, or wife, no children of my own. I've been wondering a lot if I'll even have anyone to mourn me when I die.

I'm 27 and have been thinking about the same sort of thing a lot lately.

 

[Señora Airi]

Surprisingly well. Sleep deprived, but got my apartment blessed, and Father at the church said he's aiming to baptize me on Lazarus Saturday, so I'm excited.