God doesn't play a zero-sum game; when he blesses you, it doesn't take away a blessing that someone else might have otherwise gotten. He is "able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think," he is big enough, you might even say he's post-scarcity. No request is too big or too small, though sometimes he says no (or, "wait") instead of yes. I'm frequently reminded that he cares about my stupid problems even when no human being does, and it's comforting.
Fixed that for you.
Ah, the corporate world. You will always be understaffed for actual productive shit, but there is no end to the supply of freeloaders who just get in the way. Hopefully the rest of the week will improve somewhat.
There are an estimated 360 million different companies and corporations in the world today.
Thank you both.
I'll ask Peter Thiel if they want to cook up a new 'rona, or something in the near future.Thank you both.
I did actually change jobs a while back but it turned out to be the same stress with different company branding. But maybe I do need a change. Anyone got a biowarfare lab they want running, or a bespoke cloning project they fancy? Perhaps I need to pitch to Lauren Sanchez be is how much fun thylacines would be as pets or something…
Oh God, don't let @Otterly be involved in something like that. With her on the project, the fucking thing would actually work.
Do I get my avenging angel moment where I reveal to the cackling elites that I switched out the targeting just a teeny tiny little bit, before they all choke to death in front of me?
Maybe it was an organised group heist carried out by a fiendish collaboration of bear and raccoon?
I sure could use some Polymarket wins, and a better stock portfolio.
That would be the good ending.
At my last job whenever the management started making unreasonable demands we would just sabotage equipment and blame the breakdowns on the excessive uptime without maintenance - so they'd actually hire more staff and release more funding for parts; since 'you have broken down and can no longer make money' is the only thing they understood. We'd use the funding to order parts we actually needed for other projects, and plug the good relays back into the 'broken' machine. All fixed you stupid fucking nigger! hahahahahha
Insert picture of that "90s movies where dads lose their minds working in a comfy cubicle and earning enough to house a family of 5". I've seen a fair few WE SO COOKED???? gen z vids and every single comment is like "I got a master's and would kill for a data input job so I could put pictures up in my cubicle". Some kind of ownership of your area. I sat by a desk with no partitions no nothing. THAT felt like a job I could do at home. I'd love to get into an office like some Fargo (the series) movie; cute little office, a few nice coworkers, mediocre pay but I get to live and work in the same city. Now, I go "of course I can't find any jobs. We've no big corporate buildings with 200 monkeys".
Saw a quote from Michael Jackson about him getting up at night to record before "God lets the idea pass on to Prince". It's a funny way to think.
Performative women building a wooden frame around their monitor and spending more time taking pictures of it and imagining playing games than doing so, ruined this. I'd love to be comfortable sitting down, no no internet, playing some old game and drinking team. Getting up every 30 mins, but I just can't. I ask myself what value I get from beating an achievementless game. I can sort of justify watching series cause it's on my second monitor and doesn't require much attention, but games? KH1-3 is finally on Steam and I just.. can't bring myself to finish it.
