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[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

My clothes were dissapearing, and I discovered why: my grandma has been making masks with them, even though she has regular surgical masks. "I thought they belonged to your mom!" Fucking ask me if they're mine then! I was planning to wear some of the things she destroyed!

you must kill her in order to avenge your clothes

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

I'd like to qualify my previous post by saying that I got spooked in part by Train Dodger's retarded doompoasting, please forgive my retardement. I'm still scared, but way less than before. Check out this thread to see what could be a halal lolcow.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Jesus fucking Christ. My laptop battery just exploded.

I was just getting ready to turn it on, so I brought it out into the kitchen. I hit the power button, the light indicating power turned on, then FFFFFFFWWWWOOOOOOOSSSHHHH white smoke and a jet of flame came out of the cocksucker. I jump back; turn the hood fan over the stove on, look back and it's still smoking prodigiously. Fuck this; we're going outside! I grab it, rush out the backdoor and put it down on the ground inverted in an A-shape. Then I remembered it was raining so I picked it up and moved it back under cover (hoping it would still work as long as it didn't get wet on top of exploding??). As soon as I put the cocksucker down again one of the cells went off like a firecracker; sprayed my shins with shrapnel, I yelled "FUCK ME!!!" at the top of my lungs, jumped back and two more cells went up.

I grabbed one of my kid's sticks from beside the door (she collects sticks and we make her keep them outside) and started pushing the glowing cells away from me into the rain while side-eyeing the laptop. Eventually they died out on the concrete so I picked the laptop up and brought it inside. Got my wife out of bed (she heard me hollering but "Whatever it was I figured you could handle it better than I could") to help me clean up the fucking soot all over the kitchen table.
As for the laptop??

Dell laptops can apparently take quite a fucking licking and keep ticking, friends. The case is a little bit melted where the initial flame jetted out but other than that she booted up fine (if a bit slowly) and the keyboard, touchpad, screen and all those good things seem absolutely unaffected. I'm never putting another battery back in this thing for obvious reasons but all in all not a bad result. I'm really glad that it happened while I was home; if my wife and kid had been here and it went off in the bedroom it could very well have burnt the fucking house down. Time to stiffen up this drink I've got going and smoke a fucking joint.

Your stupid avatar; I legit thought this was Null doing a copypasta. I was like "Null is married with child...? Wat", haha.

Anyway, I'm pretty good. Not as sick with a cold as I was (I know, terrible timing), getting more shit done, being more optimistic and most of all, having fun again because I've been chatting up an exciting new friend.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Your stupid avatar; I legit thought this was Null doing a copypasta. I was like "Null is married with child...? Wat", haha.

Anyway, I'm pretty good. Not as sick with a cold as I was (I know, terrible timing), getting more shit done, being more optimistic and most of all, having fun again because I've been chatting up an exciting new friend.

well it is a copypaste

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Something happened to me today. I got into a fight with an elderly uncle I haven't seen in well over 25 years over my mother's account on social media. He's completely brainwashed by the left and that's all he blithers day in and out, ironically to people who only put up with his bullshit, not agree with him.

Even though this isn't something I want to do, my anger came out and I insulted him in front of everyone. Well deserved, yeah, but I just always wanted to be someone who could take the diplomatic approach vs pettiness; I just have trouble because I'm a burning passionate person and those feelings come out first, logic later. Hasty nature, I guess?

Well, after doing that, I kinda began to realize from it how to actually temper that metaphorical flame inside me as just a fuel source, rather than let it burn unrestrained like before.
Like, a truly strong fire is one that doesn't budge with whatever is thrown at it. Not one that sways easily in the breeze.

Thanks to him and that, I actually got a lot more perspective on the why's and how's to actually go about this change I've wanted for awhile.

I pity my uncle tremendously, and he's just as sad as you think he is, but hey, he helped me still. Ironically the opposite effect he was going for, but unlike him, I feel so much more potential now than ever. Add in a few other great things that have been happening that I'm so excited for, this supposed 'peak' of Corona is only having the opposite effect on me. They wanted to drive me down, but I only feel better and better. The flame just is getting stronger, more stalwart, and hotter. But now with more proper control.

 

[saisegeha]

Realised the memes about BPD girls were true and now I wish I wouldn't have gotten into a relationship lol

 

[Chan Fan]

Kind of tired but otherwise doing okay, did everything I wanted to accomplish but with slightly less enthusiasm

 

[Kotaro]

I'm honestly kinda shitty, failed relationship.

 

[Manah]

Making money is nice but feeling like I live at work and only being able to shitpost on breaks sucks.

The great conundrum.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Staying home so much sucks but I usually get a walk in about 4am when nobody's out and have busted a few burglars in the process. Not personally, just phoned it in and watched bored cops finally get some action. One guy was trying to get into a church.

 

[VagTuck]

i feel kinda sick... don't know if sick for real or fucking allergies.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

i feel kinda sick... don't know if sick for real or fucking allergies.

It's that time of the year, fam. I've had an off and off cold for weeks now.

So long as you can breathe okay (any way), don't worry about Corona.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Had a job interview at taco bell today and question...


Is it a good sign if the person interviewing you tells you the pay and then asks for a uniform size and writes it down?

 

[VagTuck]

Is it a good sign if the person interviewing you tells you the pay and then asks for a uniform size and writes it down?

sounds good to me

 

[Manah]

Forget what I said earlier, I hate my current hours and life, corona chan can claim me whenever.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Kinda upset.

A girl I befriended on a penpal site over a year ago; when I really needed to find people, up and ghosted me for six months and finally just came back out of nowhere and admitted it was in fact intentional ghosting.
We really clicked before, and it was a lot of fun talking to her; of course, romantically we didn't work, but finding a passionate new friend was still always enjoyable.

Well, she comes back, admitting to ghosting and that she's been through rough times. Understandable, but I told her time and again ghosting is the ONE THING that always upsets me. And it always has the opposite intended effect when tried on me, because it irritates me so much. It's quite possibly one of the worst things anyone can do to me. People, friends especially, can always tell me anything, but don't expect me to read minds; I never thought this was too much to ask.

Not only that, but she disregarded everything we had been talking about prior and just wanted to 'start over' and worst of all 'keep it casual'. With me. The guy who can always turn a sentence into a paragraph when talking to people. This is just what happens when dealing with me.
So basically, to sum up, she ghosts me for 6 months and comes back making demands, or expecting me to just go along with it until it invariably just happens again without warning.

I wrote and rewrote my reply to her to try not to sound bitter, but to bring up why this bothered me. And when I finally had it, of course even that's too much and now she doesn't want to talk at all and just retreats further.

Man, then talking to me as the friends we once were clearly isn't what you're looking for. I'm not the type to flat out just humor people who clearly need real help and tell them what they want to hear. It might not be what you want to hear, but it's these kind of words that truly make us grow and overcome. It certainly never happens when people give us what we're asking for, especially when we're not even really sure what it is we want.

I'm upset this happened. I never said I didn't wan to talk to her, listen or anything, nor that she upset me past just opting to ghost rather than giving me a heads up on her life at the moment or feelings, just that 'casual' talk with me isn't something I do well without muting who I am, or that me not immediately submitting to her demands like being out of contact, being brushed off time and again when I was genuinely worried about her when she flat out vanished out of nowhere, didn't matter at all.

In any case, I tried to recommend her either some real life therapy, or at the very least, maybe a forum community to join in the meantime. Believe me, registering here did help me back in late 2018, so if she wants to have fun and casually converse with people who won't overly saddle her, maybe it could be just what she needs for now.
I can't give her that.

 

[orelpuppington]

last night i thought that if i ate while drinking wine, i won't get blackout drunk because the food will help cancel out the alcohol. turns out it just made me vomit up spaghetti

 

[Wraith]

Multiple workout related injuries.
Irritated because one of my new video games went from cool to boring and frustrating really quick.
But I'm having pop tarts but the boatload today, so who cares?

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

Went to an “illegal” party. Even with out the lockdown it would be illegal kinda deal. Shit was fucking dope we had the cops called on us but just boiled down to “get fucked” they tried calling backup, but no one was available lmfao. Fuck this bullshit and never forget what makes moonshine taste so good - the lack of federal taxes.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

After 2 months without a job and at home because of the quarentine, i'm beginning to feel worse by the day because i don't have much to do and whatever i do is not good enough for me. Trying to get better at cooking and drawing, but both are terribly hard.

I just want this to end so i can go back to work and get my old rutine back.