How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Lame Entropy]

Fucking horribly.
I had a good amount of left over beans on the stove.
I passed out from drinking at around 9pm as you do on a Monday night.

I wake up hungry at around 3 am and the fucking beans are gone?? Like the pot is in the exact same position and spotless.

Did drunk me responsibly put them away? No beans in the fridge.

Did drunk me throw them away for no reason like a first world degenerate? No beans in the trash.

Did drunk me store them away in a stupid location? I've looked everywhere, no beans.

Did drunk me just wolf that shit down? I'm starving, NO BEANS.

I'm terrified. I think someone broke in and ate my beans.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I'm terrified. I think someone broke in and ate my beans.

I think I know who it was. He's been stalking around the area, breaking into people's houses, and eating their beans without permission. Everyone's terrified, but someone caught a photo of the madman.

 

[The Fool]

Fucking horribly.
I had a good amount of left over beans on the stove.
I passed out from drinking at around 9pm as you do on a Monday night.

I wake up hungry at around 3 am and the fucking beans are gone?? Like the pot is in the exact same position and spotless.

Did drunk me responsibly put them away? No beans in the fridge.

Did drunk me throw them away for no reason like a first world degenerate? No beans in the trash.

Did drunk me store them away in a stupid location? I've looked everywhere, no beans.

Did drunk me just wolf that shit down? I'm starving, NO BEANS.

I'm terrified. I think someone broke in and ate my beans.

Hello,

My girlfriend and me have done dating for 5 month. I thought "This girl is very good," and became of love with her.
Yet even so, on this Monday, I comed home and found she as baked all my beans.

Yes, all. Oh brother.

In my cupboard I store several bag of bean, to make soft and to bake on some days, to have a bit of baked bean on my dinner. Or, heck, a lunch too some days. But on the Monday I find this girlfriend baked all the beans. I say "Why do you bake my beans", and she say something as "I bakes them good to save time, so I bakes them all now." I am astonished and full of dissmay. I say "I canfr not eat all the beans", she say she is froze many of the beans so as we can unfrozen the on a later day and eat some at a time.

But, if a bean is froze and unfrozed, the very good and very nice flavor of bean is gone far. A bean is best if baked fresh as a Sunday Pie. Not to be froze and unfroze! I told my girfriend I am so sad of this, as to my opinion the baking of the beans and to freeze them has ruin all my beans. She say I am "gone haywire" by my enragement and sad manners.

But I hates what she did to my beans.

On the days before Monday I thought "Will we marry the girlfriend? Well it might be so." But now I am so sad she baked them beans. I am consider to end our relations and not be the boyfriend and girlfriend any more. But, is my idea wrong? Could my girlfriend make promise to not bake the beans? I do not know what doing to do and how to feel forgiving on her. What can I do on this situation I said here? (In the text I write above this.)

Thank you.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

I've nearly reached my cutting weight goal yada yada protein powder acquired yada yada...

Success! Man, it wasn't even that much (about 18 pounds), but I can't overstate how much fitter I feel.

 

[Sped Xing]

I recently realized that, with the Californian invasion, I should sell my farm and buy twice as much or more production somewhere less fashionable with what I get for it.

It's a huge business opportunity, but it also makes me sad for reasons rootless mall communists can never understand.

 

[Autisimodo]

I'm feeling great and I don't know why. But I'm just happy to be happy for once instead of being blackpilled.

And a PPP archive channel used one of my dumb shitposts as a thumbnail, which is kind of cool.

 

[Meat Target]

It has finally cooled off, after it was +90 degrees on Monday (when I had the day off to go hiking and fishing).

Ahh, yes, good riddance to blistering summer heat.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Currently worried about a dear friend, even though I have no real reason to be that worried right now. Wish I could call them.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Had to go to urgant care yesterday to figure out why my neck has been making a popping, crackling, noise for two weeks now. So clearly my vertebrae are slowly grinding together and disintegrating into a fine powder and I'm going to liquidate into a puddle of boneless people jelly. The doctor said the issue is not a misalignment like I thought it was, it is an inflammation problem and the noise I'm hearing is soft tissue snagging. Got some Salonpas patches and Tiger Balm and hopefully it will stop making concerning noises soon. I told a few people I volunteer with about the Crispy Neck Syndrome and they were all very worried for me, so I'll be happy to tell them that it's not anything serious.
I want to do long runs again and get back into lifting weights.

Also the fires in my state are scary and giving me the #sadbrains. I can't even bake cookies to un-sadbrains myself because I'm doing a no-treat no-excess-sugar month. Actually, the real reason I wanted to make cookies is that tomorrow is my 7 year Kiwi Farms anniversary! You gotta celebrate such an autistic milestone.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Had a temporary 4-6 week tech support job with a big local managed IT services company drop into my lap in the last 24 hours. Hopefully this ends up being more useful on my resume at the very least

Fucking horribly.
I had a good amount of left over beans on the stove.
I passed out from drinking at around 9pm as you do on a Monday night.

I wake up hungry at around 3 am and the fucking beans are gone?? Like the pot is in the exact same position and spotless.

Did drunk me responsibly put them away? No beans in the fridge.

Did drunk me throw them away for no reason like a first world degenerate? No beans in the trash.

Did drunk me store them away in a stupid location? I've looked everywhere, no beans.

Did drunk me just wolf that shit down? I'm starving, NO BEANS.

I'm terrified. I think someone broke in and ate my beans.

this nigga eating beans

 

[Meat Pickle]

Yesterday I got the news that my grandmother died. Can't come to her funeral because coronavirus.

 

[Chan Fan]

I've had a migraine every day for almost a week now, trying a few new things to get them to stop. Feeling very meh, tired. Gonna start a new book when the migraine goes away to see if that helps. I feel like a good day always follows the meh ones so if I get through today tomorrow will be a lot better

 

[Sped Xing]

I got talked down to by some douchebag I don't even know.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I don't know, how are you doing? See,do you like that?

 

[Meat Target]

I just had to google "how to get mayonnaise out of a phone charging port".

 

[Wraith]

Just had my first barbecue beer meatball pizza. Didn't share any with the little horde either. *burp!* I'm old.

 

[Sped Xing]

Barbeque beer meatball pizza?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Broke till Monday and literally the only food left in my house is a pack of ramen a jar of sauce and a pack of linguine....well just remember what the hobbit said (that video game at least idk if it was in the book)

"A little starvin will slim him down."

 

[Android raptor]

Got fired from a great job because I pissed some SJWs off on FB and didn't hide my powerlevel enough so they review bombed my employer.

So I guess I'm not doing all that great.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Broke till Monday and literally the only food left in my house is a pack of ramen a jar of sauce and a pack of linguine....well just remember what the hobbit said (that video game at least idk if it was in the book)

"A little starvin will slim him down."

No food pantries in your area? Like, six popped up since the Coof started and I've never had more free stuff. Like, good trader Joe's type stuff. One delivers and I get lots of cottage cheese and sour cream.