How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

Dog days of summer are here and I need a new fan but can't get one till next Friday. And even then September is next month so there's almost no point in getting one so late on the year. Sure the temperature could stay warm well into early October but it'd almost be like buying a pool on labor day!


So yeah all things considered...I'm not doing so good...but it could be worse. And thankfully it isn't...yet.
 
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I am anxiously awaiting my free air fryer, a gift from my employer for working there for so long. I was supposed to get it a month ago, but I didn't realize it was coming via FedEx who left it unattended on my little step and I guess one my neighbors made off with it cause I never saw it.
Thankfully the company sending it offered to send a replacement and my boss was cool with them sending it to the store directly. So I'm still getting it at least.
 
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Coffee Druid said:
At first my sis said I had to wear a mask even in our parents' house because I lived away from them. Sure, fine, I guess. It's for a couple hours. Then she calls me late tonight telling me I need to get a rapid covid test the next morning. No one has signs or symptoms, or possible contact with someone who had covid. It's "just in case".
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I would flat out refuse, if she wants to be retarded. Fine, but it has consequences.
Say bye with the biggest shit-eating grin you can muster.
 
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It's fine.
I am gradually accepting our new sino overlords because my president is a vegetable.
 
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On the one hand, heat isn't as bad as it was and it seems it won't be back until next year. Also, after almost a months of slacking from lifting for multiple reasons, I was surprised to find out that my strength and endurance didn't go down.

On the other, I've just found out that my friend got divorced and he is like what, fifth, sixth of the people I know who did that? I've never believed in "and they lived happily ever after", but all of this makes me disillusioned with the matter of marriage entirely. Nevermind the fact that I feel sorry for the guy.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
On the one hand, heat isn't as bad as it was and it seems it won't be back until next year. Also, after almost a months of slacking from lifting for multiple reasons, I was surprised to find out that my strength and endurance didn't go down.

On the other, I've just found out that my friend got divorced and he is like what, fifth, sixth of the people I know who did that? I've never believed in "and they lived happily ever after", but all of this makes me disillusioned with the matter of marriage entirely. Nevermind the fact that I feel sorry for the guy.
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People who get divorced are usually fucking morons without the ability to plan, let alone any emotional maturity or understanding of life.

"But Sped," you say, "Loads of people get divorced."

Yes.
 
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Much better than my other days have been. It's nice to actually relax instead of trying to force myself too. I can see the positivity in humanity again.

Not that it's the topic of the thread but on divorce, I just find monogomy is the issue. Variety is how you keep alive and keep from stagnation right?

So if you have three partners, they'll be interesting for longer cause you won't burnout on one person as easily, and can shift to another person who loves you to vent in private.

It's like having marriage councilors built into a relationship.

Anywho enough of being gay, I gotta go sit around at some faggy ass bbq.
 
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Healthy and so horny my erection can shape marble, very pessimistic about the events around the world tho. Every time when i think we have reached top lunacy there is someone who says hold ma beer and goes batshit insane. But so far life is pretty peachy otherwise.
 
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Pimpleking55 said:
Healthy and so horny my erection can shape marble, very pessimistic about the events around the world tho. Every time when i think we have reached top lunacy there is someone who says hold ma beer and goes batshit insane. But so far life is pretty peachy otherwise.
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Jerking off will help with both problems.
 
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I started a new job recently. It is much different than I expected and I don't really like it at all but I don't really have any other options. I often don't feel at home in my own home. I moved out of state for a year and when I returned people who I used to do things with have moved on with their lives. My social life is non-existent and it's pretty depressing.
 
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My fleet manager got screamed at for asking for a week off. I want to bake her some cookies or something.

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What is with the autists PL about this? If you want to go all out, at least dox your cock and cooch.
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I agree. If you're going to brag about your erection, you have to show the class.
 
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I recently got a pair of sleeveless hoodies in 100% cotton, to use in the gym. No polyester shit, that shit traps all heat inside. Only used them two times, but fuck. I feel like I can lift harder and better, because I'm not overheating. That and I'm autistic towards sleeves, I feel they are restrictive.
 
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I recently got a pair of sleeveless hoodies in 100% cotton, to use in the gym. No polyester shit, that shit traps all heat inside. Only used them two times, but fuck. I feel like I can lift harder and better, because I'm not overheating. That and I'm autistic towards sleeves, I feel they are restrictive.
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You're one of those types that wear hoodies in the gym?

May I ask what the fuck that's all about?
 
why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near @Random Dyke?

everytime you reply with such personality and charm it makes my heart flutter, I'd let you berate me all day if it meant I could hear your cute remarks

it was meant to be! we were destined to find love together baby I can feel it in my bones
 
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