How are you today?

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I left my wife in bed for this.

 

[A single cheeto]

I left my wife in bed for this.

You left your wife in bed to shitpost on the internet?

 

[Takodachi]

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

just got over a clogged nose (my dumb ass thought it'd be a good idea to run around in the cold without at least a hat) so all in all I'm doing pretty good

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm cool.

 

[User names must be unique]

I was woken by my neighbors baby again, It's not even that loud but the sound bleeds into my dreams and my brain can't come up with a non-horrifying way to incorporate it into my dream.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I'm a little bit hung over ?