FIGGIN how bad must phil's apartment smell

[wellthathappened]

I showed pictures, dude. There are definitely piles of rotting garbage on the floor.

That wasn't meant as an insult. My bad if came across as such.

 

[MasterDisaster]

In all seriousness there's no doubt it's rank as shit in there. Outside of the obvious scent culprits of shit, trench foot and not bathing apartments aren't generally renowned for being well ventilated. Consider they never open windows at all the place is probably a hotbox most of the time and they're literally sweating like pigs. Anything they're wearing gets drenched in sweat and leather/pleather doesn't breath at all. being around all that filth is supremely unhealthy...and not only that but it plays strongly into depression as well. Don't be surprised when we start seeing videos about Phil whining about how miserable he is.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Smells like an unwashed shaker bottle with milk and whey protein left in the sun for a week.

 

[Dick Pooman]

If you've ever gone to the zoo and visited the place where they keep the bats, it's probably a lot like that.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Most civilized who live in places that don’t smell like dumpsters or septic tanks, I believe, have a certain level of tolerance for rancid and disgusting smells. Public places like a New York subway or Hollywood Boulevard may smell like piss and shit but you’re able to put up with it for a certain about of time for whatever your reason may be.

That being said, I imagine that Phil and Toren’s caveman den must smell so disgustingly vile that no civilized human being would be able to stomach the stench for more than a moment. I’m talking like a fight or flight response that would force you to pass out or leave.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I just have the memory of so many Hoarders episodes, where the resident hoarder would be living amid rotten food, mold, dead cats, and feces, totally unperturbed by the stench, while the cleanout crew wouldn't even enter the house without particle masks at a minimum, and full hazmat suits in the worst cases.

Granted, Phil and Toren aren't hoarders, but given their combined low standards of bodily and household cleanliness, that place--and everything in it--has got to fucking reek.

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

An inescapable miasma that’s reminiscent of what it would smell like if you fermented a ball of bird shit and deviled eggs in somebody’s foreskin for three weeks in a Florida swamp.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

An inescapable miasma that’s reminiscent of what it would smell like if you fermented a ball of bird shit and deviled eggs in somebody’s foreskin for three weeks in a Florida swamp.

Are we speaking from experience here...?

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

Are we speaking from experience here...?

Naw, theoretically speaking

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It probably reeks of old tard cum. That’s not the word filter.

 

[nvrwastetree]

An inescapable miasma that’s reminiscent of what it would smell like if you fermented a ball of bird shit and deviled eggs in somebody’s foreskin for three weeks in a Florida swamp.

Don't give Phil any ideas now man. Even though his millimeter Peter is gone/turned inside out, I honestly wouldn't put it past Phil that he's already started to jam random shit up his infected Mariana trench

 

[Angry New Ager]

It probably reeks of old tard cum. That’s not the word filter.

Well, it's certainly old now, seeing as he's never going to produce so much as a dribble of actual tard cum ever again.

 

[Barbarella]

Potato. Potatoes that have rotten. Way past the growing roots stage, these suckers are mush.

That one potato that fell out of your bin and rolled under your shelf, and you didn’t know it. And at first it’s all ok, life is good, but suddenly your kitchen smells like bad breath. At first, you gargle constantly thinking it’s you. But it’s deeper, more horribly putrid, and now you are sure the neighbor’s cat has died in your wall or you autustically left an uncooked package on chicken in there. So you put on a mask and hunt, gagging all the way. How can anything smell this bad? You scrub out the pantry and finally find one, small, Black, potato, covered with goo. One tiny dripping thing that smells like the bowels of Phil. You barf in the sink, plug your nose and gather you strength, put it in the plastic bags you’ve been saving for such emergencies (fuck California) and throw it out and take the bin to the curb and hope the homeless dig in. You spend the next day cleaning it up like the crime scene it promised to be. One potato!

And you are off potatoes until thanksgiving because you heave every time you smell one.

That’s what their apartment smells like, bad breath, dead animals, rotten potato and stinkditch.

 

[Positron]

Villa DeLici is a sauna now.

The small perk of living with someone who never showers.

 

[AllCISPeople]

I can only imagine that it smells like raw sewage and rotting flesh from his rancid, shit-encrusted China.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Villa DeLici is a sauna now.
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The small perk of living with someone who never showers.

Or someone who doesn't understand how a air conditioner works. Hey Phil and slingblade, maybe if you two dipshits turned on the AC once in a while, you won't have to take a cold shower or suffer in the hot, smelly, humid climate that inhabits your troon cave.

 

[Positron]

They say they don't have an AC unit, and somehow Phil didn't think of stealing one from Goodwill.

 

[Adamska]

They say they don't have an AC unit, and somehow Phil didn't think of stealing one from Goodwill.

I love it; the two are too inept to hold onto a single Benjamin or two to get an AC unit. Mainly because one would rather die of heat stroke drunk and the other is too retarded to not blow it all on mall ninja shit, wasted time at a poorly maintained hipster gun range, tattoos, and cheese.

 

[Maxliam]

I love it; the two are too inept to hold onto a single Benjamin or two to get an AC unit. Mainly because one would rather die of heat stroke drunk and the other is too exceptional to not blow it all on mall ninja shit, wasted time at a poorly maintained hipster gun range, tattoos, and cheese.

Shit I live in Texas and I keep the AC at 78. I also blacked out my bedroom windows but that's because I work nights. All said, my electric bill is only 53 bucks a month. It's well worth it to pay such a "crazy" amount to keep the place comfortable in the summer.

 

[anephric]

AC units would be the first line of defense but a dehumidifier would help just as much. It has to be like an elderly orangutan’s cheesy grundle in that place; the walls must be sweating with mouth-breath and unwashed bondage gear.