FIGGIN how bad must phil's apartment smell

[I raped a dog 2day]

AC units would be the first line of defense but a dehumidifier would help just as much. It has to be like an elderly orangutan’s cheesy grundle in that place; the walls must be sweating with mouth-breath and unwashed bondage gear.

I feel sorry for the landlord who's going to have to clean up that place after Phil and his gal pal leave. I mean, given Phil's lack of hygiene and now the open wound between his legs, he's already going to be stinky enough, but if there's no good AC, that's like throwing gas on an already blazing dumpster fire.

I'm also forced to wonder what kind of hygiene Toren must have. I mean, if you're going to share a living space with Phil, the only way you can put up with that kind of stink is if your personal hygiene standards are already terrible. Or maybe Toren is just so drunk he doesn't even notice Phil's smell?

 

[nvrwastetree]

I feel sorry for the landlord who's going to have to clean up that place after Phil and his gal pal leave. I mean, given Phil's lack of hygiene and now the open wound between his legs, he's already going to be stinky enough, but if there's no good AC, that's like throwing gas on an already blazing dumpster fire.

I'm also forced to wonder what kind of hygiene Toren must have. I mean, if you're going to share a living space with Phil, the only way you can put up with that kind of stink is if your personal hygiene standards are already terrible. Or maybe Toren is just so drunk he doesn't even notice Phil's smell?

Or toren has a bad sinus infection/something wrong with his olfactory senses like a cancerous nasal tumor or massive polyps or something.

 

[The Un-Clit]

We also know their garbage cans are usually overflowing rotting food onto the floor while Phil LARPs in clothes he hasn't washed in years.

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Aaaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


BUUUHAAAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omfg the irony, the sheer fucking autistic irony of this fatass poseur 'antifa' playacting retard playing with an orange nosed BB gun while the reeking garbage stacks up.....OMF



I am seriously hurting my sides laughing at the eyes revealing his total Walter Mitty meets Rambo inner dreams where he has his violent and satisfying revenge on everyone who has ever laughed at his pathetic ass or beat him up in school or tortured his mind on message forums for the last 20+ years while the rankity stankity pile of garbage builds and festers.......

OH my FUCK I can barely complete this post. WHAT A PICTURE!!!!!!!!

Oh it's so so SO Philthy Phil encapsulated in a single image worth a thousand words. Having his unused stinkditch dialator in the pic would the the only touch that is missing from making this the ultimate complete package. Even then, 99/100 a masterpiece, would view again.

aaag. Cider out the nose is not fun, but the pain is worth it for the lulz are a neverending phountain.

omfg...... equal parts amused and mind-blown, with a slight aftertaste of sinus pain...worth it. Oh so worth it.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Aaaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!


BUUUHAAAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omfg the irony, the sheer fucking autistic irony of this fatass poseur 'antifa' playacting exceptional individual playing with an orange nosed BB gun while the reeking garbage stacks up.....OMF



I am seriously hurting my sides laughing at the eyes revealing his total Walter Mitty meets Rambo inner dreams where he has his violent and satisfying revenge on everyone who has ever laughed at his pathetic ass or beat him up in school or tortured his mind on message forums for the last 20+ years while the rankity stankity pile of garbage builds and festers.......

OH my FUCK I can barely complete this post. WHAT A PICTURE!!!!!!!!

Oh it's so so SO Philthy Phil encapsulated in a single image worth a thousand words. Having his unused stinkditch dialator in the pic would the the only touch that is missing from making this the ultimate complete package. Even then, 99/100 a masterpiece, would view again.

aaag. Cider out the nose is not fun, but the pain is worth it for the lulz are a neverending phountain.

omfg...... equal parts amused and mind-blown, with a slight aftertaste of sinus pain...worth it. Oh so worth it.

I enjoyed it as well

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I've always loved the homemade red star on that beret. Pretty sure theres a pic somewhere of Phil holding a 'Little Red Book' a la Chairman Mao, only it's some random little book and Phil made a red cover for it. Total larp, yet he's taking it seriously as a 'maoist'.

Phils' dressup is one of the funniest things about him. Most people who dress up or larp do it to have fun. Phil does it to feel like a super tough antifa supersoldier, or maoist revolutionary, or post-apocalyptic trans sex worker etc. The fact that he dresses up and plays a character as pure wish fulfilment and escapism from his waste of a life is tragicomic enough, but he always feels the need to photograph it and put it online, aiming for asspats to make him feel popular. I wonder if he really thinks that people believe he is what he dresses up as?

 

[Banh Xeo]

Phils' dressup is one of the funniest things about him. Most people who dress up or larp do it to have fun. Phil does it to feel like a super tough antifa supersoldier, or maoist revolutionary, or post-apocalyptic trans sex worker etc. The fact that he dresses up and plays a character as pure wish fulfilment and escapism from his waste of a life is tragicomic enough, but he always feels the need to photograph it and put it online, aiming for asspats to make him feel popular. I wonder if he really thinks that people believe he is what he dresses up as?

He’s dressed up as a potato trying to win points on the internet. I believe it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I've always loved the homemade red star on that beret. Pretty sure theres a pic somewhere of Phil holding a 'Little Red Book' a la Chairman Mao, only it's some random little book and Phil made a red cover for it. Total larp, yet he's taking it seriously as a 'maoist'.

Phils' dressup is one of the funniest things about him. Most people who dress up or larp do it to have fun. Phil does it to feel like a super tough antifa supersoldier, or maoist revolutionary, or post-apocalyptic trans sex worker etc. The fact that he dresses up and plays a character as pure wish fulfilment and escapism from his waste of a life is tragicomic enough, but he always feels the need to photograph it and put it online, aiming for asspats to make him feel popular. I wonder if he really thinks that people believe he is what he dresses up as?

I think he firmly believes he’s convincing when he does his wish fulfillment LARP. He may have an element of face blindness and he certainly has a limited theory of mind. In other words, he can’t tell the difference between a pasty fat white man with an unfortunate face and a fit badass Latina, so he thinks we can’t either.

 

[Eryngium]

Heat accelerates decomposition of open festering wounds.