How could Chris get into (better) shape?

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I would totally load Chris up 200 pounds on the bench press and convince him he's strong enough to do it, I'll just spot him and help him lift it into proper position.

Then, when its on his neck I would whisper in his ear " :julay: "
 
Crazy Pacer said:
I would totally load Chris up 200 pounds on the bench press and convince him he's strong enough to do it, I'll just spot him and help him lift it into proper position.

Then, when its on his neck I would whisper in his ear " :julay: "
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Brother, Chris couldn't even lift that off the starting position. Chris doesn't train or eat his vitamins, so Chris lacks the strength of a field mouse. Chris reminds the Hulkster of the Brooklyn Brawler. If he was ever pet in the squared circle, man, it would be a quick victory for his opponent.
 
Chain the fucker to a treadmill with a Hungry Man Dinner attached on a string/a woman standing in front of him, he'll soon lose weight.

Either that or hold him down and push on his stomach (Use hazmat gear and a large rolling pin for your own safety). Chris' bowels are probably so loose you could more than likely literally squeeze the crap out of him.

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Just hold him down and record his screams until he's too tired to struggle.

It wouldn't be much at first but Chris would gain stamina quickly.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Just hold him down and record his screams until he's too tired to struggle.

It wouldn't be much at first but Chris would gain stamina quickly.
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Pfft, please. He'd just crash into slumber!
 
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