If memory serves - this would've been about, what, eight years ago? - I was looking up some info about those old, horrifying Chick tracts I read when I was a kid. There was a site I dug up that featured those, and also featured articles about a proto-cow named David Gonterman. Like Chris, Gonty was a selfish, lazy bag of cellulite and disgusting behavior (although he was more bigoted and self-centered than abjectly revolting. Gonty has never told anyone that he drank anything that came out of himself, as far as I know).
I was fascinated by Gonterman's myopic thinking and unabashed ego-centrism, coupled with his dunkrugerish lack of talent or skill when it came to his 'art.' I found as much info as I could on him, including youtube vids. While looking all this stuff up, youtube suggested a video about Chris. I'd heard about the guy, or at least about something called Sonichu, from Linkara from Above the Fourth Wall, stating that he would never review Chris-chan's comic.
The picture featured in the video was the classic striped-shirt, leaning back in a chair, surrounded by toys attraction pic. I instantly felt sorry for him; there was something about the guy that just seemed very obviously wrong, in a semi-kinda-Down's syndrome sort of way, but I couldn't quite place it. Was it his fat face? His inscrutable stare into the pitiless void? Whichever it was, I thought at the time that people were being cruel to a man who was clearly mentally challenged.
Then I came across the CWCki, and here we are. I realized, after a year or so, what it was about Chris that seemed so deformed: his limbs, those spindly pipe cleaners attached to a bloated potato with a fleshy marshmallow on top. Chris wasn't retarded, he was just weak and fat.
