How do I get woman?

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How do you acquire woman? Well, you have to have mastered the four basic skills first and with proof.

You have to be able to stand on your head while vacuuming the floor. You have to be able to disapate clouds via "cloud bursting."
Next, you need to be able to sing. Specifically, it is incumbent that you be able to sustain a vocal low G7 pitch at .189 Hz.
Lastly, you must know pi to 50,000 decimal places.

Once achieved, you will obtain [[[woman]]].
 
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Gorton Colu said:
low G7 pitch at .189 Hz
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I was going to call you a big dumb gay retard because G7 is like 3khz which is full-on castrato, and .189hz is well below the threshold of rhythmic perception let alone pitch perception being that it's an oscilation every ~5 seconds, or ~12bpm. But that's the rate at which you breathe, so actually if you're breathing at a rate of 12 breaths per second you technically are oscillating a body of air at a frequency of ~.189hz. Then I did the conversion and 0.191hz is not only technically a G, it would be G-7.

So I guess check that one off the list.
 
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dick brain said:
I was going to call you a big dumb gay retard because G7 is like 3khz which is full-on castrato, and .189hz is well below the threshold of rhythmic perception let alone pitch perception being that it's an oscilation every ~5 seconds, or ~12bpm. But that's the rate at which you breathe, so actually if you're breathing at a rate of 12 breaths per second you technically are oscillating a body of air at a frequency of ~.189hz. Then I did the conversion and 0.191hz is not only technically a G, it would be G-7.

So I guess check that one off the list.
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The only thing you're wrong about is me not still being a retard. Great post.
 
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I have a very simple trick for you:
Convert to Islam, tan your skin, and travel to Europe. The white women are helpless and submissive, and white women are the most desirable women in the world. You can just take them off the street, and your rapefugee status means the law will not prosecute you, and being a soldier of Allah means breeding the infidel whores is your sacred duty anyway so you'll get to heaven.
 
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You're gonna need a rag, Ether (or alternatives DYOR) and a white van. There are many women to chose from the street just remember to approach them from behind rather than upfront, less likely to spook them and that you do this in either the early hours of the morning or the latest hours of night.
 
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Lay meth crystals in a trail that lead into your home, and when she has sniffed or smoked the last one once past your door, quickly bolt the door - but obviously knock her out before you do this. Take cell phone, walk up to next block (using gloves), turn off and dump it in the bushes.
 
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dick brain said:
I was going to call you a big dumb gay retard because G7 is like 3khz which is full-on castrato, and .189hz is well below the threshold of rhythmic perception let alone pitch perception being that it's an oscilation every ~5 seconds, or ~12bpm. But that's the rate at which you breathe, so actually if you're breathing at a rate of 12 breaths per second you technically are oscillating a body of air at a frequency of ~.189hz. Then I did the conversion and 0.191hz is not only technically a G, it would be G-7.

So I guess check that one off the list.
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12 breaths per second?
 
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