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- Jul 2, 2021
I'm already dead. My body just has some catching up to do.
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I'm actually a sentient colony of maggots inside this cold dead flesh.I'm already dead. My body just has some catching up to do.
The brain chip that our kids force us to install will update the lowercase i internet when we die.I feel like when our generation starts dying, we all need to have plans for our internet friends. Like have some trusted person know all your passwords/accounts and log in everywhere like "so-and-so died 3/9/20XX" so that way nobody wonders where their internet friends disappeared to.
I was thinking of creating a bot for all my accounts just randomly insulting people for all eternity. I will never die, just slowly turn into an even bigger asshole. Nigger.I feel like when our generation starts dying, we all need to have plans for our internet friends. Like have some trusted person know all your passwords/accounts and log in everywhere like "so-and-so died 3/9/20XX" so that way nobody wonders where their internet friends disappeared to.
It's pretty surreal. You see the vacant chats, the users in the offline tab who you know will never log on, the chat will never go on. Worst when you don't know, they just suddenly vanish.I feel like when our generation starts dying, we all need to have plans for our internet friends. Like have some trusted person know all your passwords/accounts and log in everywhere like "so-and-so died 3/9/20XX" so that way nobody wonders where their internet friends disappeared to.