How do you deal with phone scammers?

if I get a call at work it immediately goes onto speaker & the whole workshop listens.
Other times I let the fuck go on and get right up to the point of scam then pass the phone off to someone else & make them repeat the whole thing.
A girl in front office is a translator and speaks currynigger. If I can get her to say fucked up shit to him.

I never get bored of them
 
I ask them how poor they must be to become scammers and thieves. I say they must come from a dalit family. I say their mother's skin is the color of poop. I tell them their society is so gross that they shit in the street.

Whenever we're trading insults, I parrot whatever comes out of their mouths back to them really obnoxiously, because I already got my licks in, and they hate it when you mock their broken pahjeet Engrish. I also repeatedly ask them how poor they are, or how poor their parents are.

I ask them if they're from the stupid poor people who worship cows and elephants or the stupid poor people who worship muhammad.

Sometimes I pull up fake credit cards using an online generator and keep going on the call as long as possible. The cards don't work, so I play dumb and change a number in the middle and read the card number back to them, pretending it was a mistake. Then I tell them I was wasting their time on purpose because they're a scammer. They hate it and it gives me such glee.
 
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Sometimes I pull up fake credit cards using an online generator and keep going on the call as long as possible. The cards don't work, so I play dumb and change a number in the middle and read the card number back to them, pretending it was a mistake. Then I tell them I was wasting their time on purposes because they're a scammer. They hate it and it gives me such glee.
May I suggest hanging up just before you say the last number of the card?
Leaving them hanging .. so close … blue balls … haz a disappoint
 
But there are no phone scammers, just lots of friendly people looking for birthdays, credit card numbers and social security numbers so they can help me. I need help. I'm always broke for some reason.
 
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May I suggest hanging up just before you say the last number of the card?
Leaving them hanging .. so close … blue balls … haz a disappoint
It's great when you string them along for two or three number readthroughs. The insults are sweeter the more of their time you waste. And after you tell them it was a joke, they tend to stay on the line longer thinking they can insult you or waste your time like you did theirs. They got nothing and they know it, and it makes them even angrier.
 
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But there are no phone scammers, just lots of friendly people looking for birthdays, credit card numbers and social security numbers so they can help me. I need help. I'm always broke for some reason.
Yeah isn't it so sweet how there are so many people in the world willing to help out those down on their luck just out of the goodness of their heart? And ironically in areas like India and Nigeria where people are so poor, of all places...
 
This Hoax Hotel guy is a master at fucking with scammers, get them close to thinking they're about to pull off the grift, then play dumb again over and over until they go insane

 
Yeah isn't it so sweet how there are so many people in the world willing to help out those down on their luck just out of the goodness of their heart? And ironically in areas like India and Nigeria where people are so poor, of all places...
It makes my organs grow several sizes.
 
Normally? I just hang up, I'm usually too busy when these streetshitters call me to fuck around.
I once took a massive shit while on phone with one while telling them I was at my PC, flushed the toilet and then started to wash my hands, the guy on the other end straight up asked, "Sir, we need you at computer, please stop poopooing" and that caught me off surprise
 
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