How do you want your corpse prepared for your funeral?

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Eaten amongst friends.

 

[Staffy]

I want my corpse to be thrown in a populated city from a chopper that's not too high while it's the midst of decomposing and at it's rankest.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

Set me on fire like a baked alaska for all of the attendees to see

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I would like to be left in a rundown shit shack hotel room inhabited by two crack-heads who for weeks think I'm passed out.

 

[Daisuke Jigen]

Want to go the way George Carlin described in a skit; just toss my body out a plane and leave my body wherever it lands.

Edit: beat me to it...

I want my corpse to be thrown in a populated city from a chopper that's not too high while it's the midst of decomposing and at it's rankest.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Stuffed and mounted in the "Buddy Christ" pose from Dogma then brought out for family occasions.

 

[Strangeh]

I want there to be a machine in my coffin that makes my corpse pop up randomly and and plays the goosebumps theme song loudly.

 

[Antipathy]

I want my corpse to be used as a prop in a movie, and then fired out of a cannon.

 

[FataBataRang]

I want my corpse to be dressed like Batman and shot out of a cannon at a criminal caught in the act.

 

[cuddle striker]

well basted, slow roasted, enjoyed with a good local beer

it's OK if there's necrophiles in need too. whatever. I'll be dead, why would I care?

 

[cuddle striker]

It would be neat to be able to donate it to the Body Farm, a scientific facility where forensic anthropologists study what happens to dead bodies left outdoors in various circumstances, for law enforcement investigation and other purposes.

sorry for double post, but you can do this. call the local-est one to you, sign up as a donation. they can find a use for bodies in almost every condition too, so even if your organs are wrecked you can still be part of it.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Ashes in my favorite jacket, then put on display in the home in a fiery red urn.
(Not even joking)