How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

[Furina]

I just remembered that Chris said he would film his first sexual encounter whether or not the woman knew about it or agreed. Chris probably could have found a legal loophole if he had filmed it. "It's not prostitution, officer. I'm filming this for profit, which makes it pornography, which is completely legal". Of course Chris isn't smart enough to understand the law, let alone find ways around it.

 

[Marvin]

don't forget the perverse sexual back story (which chris had to remind people wasn't true for some reason)

You mean the graphic depiction of Chris being sodomized, and a glimpse at his previously unknown puke fetish? That man has an odd idea of a sex fantasy.

WAT
I kind of want to see this ._...
Brb checking the wiki

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29

JJ's intro. Pretty bizarre.

 

[derpi]

You mean the graphic depiction of Chris being sodomized, and a glimpse at his previously unknown puke fetish? That man has an odd idea of a sex fantasy.

WAT
I kind of want to see this ._...
Brb checking the wiki

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29

JJ's intro. Pretty bizarre.

What the flying fuck did i just read?
Now I'm sure he's gay .____. (not trying to )
I just... still processing it...
Protect me, Lucifer ;-;

It's sort of sad how he projects himself as this cool kid though...
Oh, and thank you for the link

 

[Marvin]

WAT
I kind of want to see this ._...
Brb checking the wiki

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29

JJ's intro. Pretty bizarre.

What the flying fuck did i just read?
Now I'm sure he's gay .____. (not trying to )
I just... still processing it...
Protect me, Lucifer ;-;

It's sort of sad how he projects himself as this cool kid though...
Oh, and thank you for the link

Eh, as spergy as Chris is, I think he really is straight. This is his extremely retarded attempt at expressing his straightness.

 

[Himawari]

Chris dropped a hint that the prostitute he went to was part Cherokee and somewhere on backpage.com. If you search for 'Cherokee' under the backpage escort section, you come up with only one escort. This one, 'Busty Deja Vu'.

From her ad:

I am a mix of Cherokee & Ebony
36GGG-29-46 All Natural thick
&Curvaceous Full Figure that you will love...
My photos do me No justice from what Ive Been Told!

She's 22 years old, from Richmond Virginia

Based on the hints, it's seems almost as if Chris wants to have the prostitute's identity discovered. How many part Cherokee prostitutes do you think are on the backpage? Either way, I'd be curious to know if indeed this is the one.



Link:
http://virginia.backpage.com/Female...urvaceous-well-reviewed-google-me-22/10207097

I just want to draw attention to this part of her profile:

User first posted September 2012

That was after Chris allegedly lost his virginity. In other words, this particular woman would not have been on the site for Chris to find!

I get the feeling that he wasn't specifically searching for a Cherokee hooker, so searching specifically for one yourselves won't get anywhere.

(Also, no way those are natural.)

 

[Marvin]

Chris dropped a hint that the prostitute he went to was part Cherokee and somewhere on backpage.com. If you search for 'Cherokee' under the backpage escort section, you come up with only one escort. This one, 'Busty Deja Vu'.

From her ad:

I am a mix of Cherokee & Ebony
36GGG-29-46 All Natural thick
&Curvaceous Full Figure that you will love...
My photos do me No justice from what Ive Been Told!

She's 22 years old, from Richmond Virginia

Based on the hints, it's seems almost as if Chris wants to have the prostitute's identity discovered. How many part Cherokee prostitutes do you think are on the backpage? Either way, I'd be curious to know if indeed this is the one.



Link:
http://virginia.backpage.com/Female...urvaceous-well-reviewed-google-me-22/10207097

I just want to draw attention to this part of her profile:

User first posted September 2012

That was after Chris allegedly lost his virginity. In other words, this particular woman would not have been on the site for Chris to find!

I get the feeling that he wasn't specifically searching for a Cherokee hooker, so searching specifically for one yourselves won't get anywhere.

(Also, no way those are natural.)

I don't know what to say, but that's not the hooker Chris fucked. I'm pretty sure you aren't going to find the hooker on backpage.

 

[Fibonacci]

I don't know what to say, but that's not the hooker Chris fucked. I'm pretty sure you aren't going to find the hooker on backpage.

So did Chris look for a hooker by himself and then get a ride from *REDACTED* or did *REDACTED* set all of this up on her own volition? I seriously thought Chris would be too scared to go through with it considering his reaction to the whores Bryan Bash sent to his house.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know what to say, but that's not the hooker Chris fucked. I'm pretty sure you aren't going to find the hooker on backpage.

So did Chris look for a hooker by himself and then get a ride from *REDACTED* or did *REDACTED* set all of this up on her own volition? I seriously thought Chris would be too scared to go through with it considering his reaction to the whores Bryan Bash sent to his house.

He didn't set up the meetup on his own. But he also probably couldn't find the same hooker on backpage if he was looking for her nowadays. And Chris was scared of approaching the girls Bryan Bash sent him, but he thought he was going to die recently. So that was a bit more motivating than normal.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

If Chris was richer he could get all the gold digger china no matter how unattractive he was.

Oh Smilies, how you continue to amuse.

Also I really hope "redacted" isn't Barb. Fuck that would be frightening.

 

[Varis]

He didn't set up the meetup on his own.

Figures. It would have been the first (?) time he achieved something with work and determination.

 

[CatParty]

Eh, as spergy as Chris is, I think he really is straight. This is his extremely retarded attempt at expressing his straightness.

oh we jnew he was straight, because he specifically said the camp story was made up and we shouldn't believe it.

 

[Thetan]

Chris dropped a hint that the prostitute he went to was part Cherokee and somewhere on backpage.com. If you search for 'Cherokee' under the backpage escort section, you come up with only one escort. This one, 'Busty Deja Vu'.

From her ad:

I am a mix of Cherokee & Ebony
36GGG-29-46 All Natural thick
&Curvaceous Full Figure that you will love...
My photos do me No justice from what Ive Been Told!

She's 22 years old, from Richmond Virginia

Based on the hints, it's seems almost as if Chris wants to have the prostitute's identity discovered. How many part Cherokee prostitutes do you think are on the backpage? Either way, I'd be curious to know if indeed this is the one.



Link:
http://virginia.backpage.com/Female...urvaceous-well-reviewed-google-me-22/10207097

I just want to draw attention to this part of her profile:

User first posted September 2012

That was after Chris allegedly lost his virginity. In other words, this particular woman would not have been on the site for Chris to find!

I get the feeling that he wasn't specifically searching for a Cherokee hooker, so searching specifically for one yourselves won't get anywhere.

(Also, no way those are natural.)

A swing and a miss....

I wasn't exactly sure when Chris lost his virginity, except that it was sometime in 2012.

The other thing that should have tipped me off is 'Busty's' rates. She gets $200 / hour. As desperate as he was to lose his hated virginity, I can't see Chris forking over that kind of cash.

Guess we'll have to wait to learn the identity of Chris's Cherokee Gal Pal.

If Chris was richer he could get all the gold digger china no matter how unattractive he was.

Oh Smilies, how you continue to amuse.

Also I really hope "redacted" isn't Barb. Fuck that would be frightening.

And if 'redacted' turned out to be Rocky, that would be fucking hilarious. That's one progressive church!

 

[The Dude]

If Chris was richer he could get all the gold digger china no matter how unattractive he was.

Oh Smilies, how you continue to amuse.

Also I really hope "redacted" isn't Barb. Fuck that would be frightening.

No *REDACTED* is *REDACTED*. Everyone knows that.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

And if 'redacted' turned out to be Rocky, that would be fucking hilarious. That's one progressive church!

He who is without sin, cast the first stone, unless there is a parchment attached. Verily, that is the method for attracting a wedlock-free maiden.

 

[waffle]

Eh, as spergy as Chris is, I think he really is straight. This is his extremely retarded attempt at expressing his straightness.

oh we jnew he was straight, because he specifically said the camp story was made up and we shouldn't believe it.

I always thought the story about Junior Jenkins' "experimentation" was because Chris thinks most of the trolls are homos and he want's to "connect" with them but couldn't stand to play a character who was a queer?

 

[Ronichu]

Eh, as spergy as Chris is, I think he really is straight. This is his extremely retarded attempt at expressing his straightness.

oh we jnew he was straight, because he specifically said the camp story was made up and we shouldn't believe it.

I always thought the story about Junior Jenkins' "experimentation" was because Chris thinks most of the trolls are homos and he want's to "connect" with them but couldn't stand to play a character who was a queer?

That's basically it. Chris believes that the trolls would look at someone's life story as: 7-year old kids sodomising themselves, having gay camp orgies with fellatio, more sodomy, throwing up and ejaculating at the same time, and go... "Yep, he's one of us a'right!"

It's not a repressed urge, or a subliminal desire for preteen sodomy, it's just Chris thinking that all his trolls are 12 year old gay black kids when in reality they're probably largely distributed over the 25-35 age bracket, with a few outliers who are 18-25, with the same sexuality and ethnicity spread as most of society, gainfully employed and bored on the internet.

 

[The Dude]

That's basically it. Chris believes that the trolls would look at someone's life story as: 7-year old kids sodomising themselves, having gay camp orgies with fellatio, more sodomy, throwing up and ejaculating at the same time, and go... "Yep, he's one of us a'right!"

It's not a repressed urge, or a subliminal desire for preteen sodomy, it's just Chris thinking that all his trolls are 12 year old gay black kids when in reality they're probably largely distributed over the 25-35 age bracket, with a few outliers who are 18-25, with the same sexuality and ethnicity spread as most of society, gainfully employed and bored on the internet.

Waitwaitwait wait wait.....you mean to say you all WEREN'T having buttex at camp when you were 7 years old? Man did I ever fall into the wrong crowd.

 

[Thetan]

I wonder what was in that gift basket.....

A shitty Sonichu drawing? Or maybe her own, supah sexeh private version of 'She Came for CWC' to commemorate the magical moment?

A bottle of douche might be a nice addition, though I'm not even sure 'Summer's Eve' could do much to cover up the stench of rotting watermelon (and who knows what other nasty co-mingled odors).

 

[The Dude]

I wonder what was in that gift basket.....

A shitty Sonichu drawing? Or maybe her own, supah sexeh private version of 'She Came for CWC' to commemorate the magical moment?

A bottle of douche might be a nice addition, though I'm not even sure 'Summer's Eve' could do much to cover up the stench of rotting watermelon (and who knows what other nasty co-mingled odors.

Hand sanitizer. GRAND NUMBERS of bottles of hand sanitizer.

 

[Cwckifan]

So it's been a while since Chris popped his cherry. He's obviously still lonely and miserable. Do you think he still feels that losing his virginity was a big deal, or do you think that he realizes that without love being there that sex is just empty and meaningless? Do you think he feels more like a big boy now or does he realize that nothing has changed? Or do you think he loved it so much that he wants to get another whore so he can get his duck wet again, but is frustrated and bitter because Blerb won't let him escape the hoard long enough to seal the deal?

Isn't sex supposed to be meaningful because of the connection one builds with others, instead of just the act itself? If so, then Chris probably felt pretty ho-hum (or maybe only slightly elated) after orgasm, since there's no way any kind of meaningful connection was mutually made. Really, it'd probably be like your first sexual encounter, with absolutely all traces of humanity or positive emotion expunged. Honestly, he seemed more thrilled with the 'compliments' he received than the actual sex itself!