How does one gain the privilege of posting in the spergatory?

[Reverend]

Since this thread is bound for Spergatory anyway, might as well ask here.
What do the different colors mean? I used to be purple, but now I'm gray. Am I being targeted by dark web assassins?
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Should I buy a dog?

Yes. Yes to everything. And the color changes come from "Logan's Run". Nool's on a retro movie kick theme.

 

[Imposteroak]

Given everything there has been deemed too retarded for an already retarded site I'm curious what you would wanna get access to.

 

[On a toilet]

If so, how does one acquire such permissions?

Blow jobs, always blow jobs. Keep practising

 

[Night Terror]

Since this thread is bound for Spergatory anyway, might as well ask here.
What do the different colors mean? I used to be purple, but now I'm gray. Am I being targeted by dark web assassins?
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Should I buy a dog?

if youre hiding your online status, then you show up as grey. only members with a certain amount of seniority can see this, though. most new members and guests cant see hidden users.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

OP, how big is your dick?

 

[Haramburger]

lmao nerd

but with Degree® Motionsense® technology he gets to stay streak-free and extra dry, all day long. Turns up when you need it most.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Send nudes

 

[Eris!]

All the best threads are in spergatory, man. I wanna post there.