How does one stop DSP? - Internet villain gets god mode

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He'll drunkenly fall down his stairs, tragically landing on his home defense axe, and we won't know for months. We'll literally never hear another word about him from Kat, his parents, or anyone who cares enough to eulogize him, because no one does.
 
I personally think his undoing will come at his own hands in the guise of a nervous breakdown come 40 or so.

I've peddled the idea to others and many think his ego is too big, and he seems content doing what he does regardless of his "10 Year Plan" meme, but I have a feeling that when the clock ticks over to 40 for DSP, some switch is gonna flip and he's gonna wonder what the fuck he's doing with his life mid-stream and go apeshit on someone, getting himself perma'd from at least Twitch, if not more places.
 
I personally think his undoing will come at his own hands in the guise of a nervous breakdown come 40 or so.

I've peddled the idea to others and many think his ego is too big, and he seems content doing what he does regardless of his "10 Year Plan" meme, but I have a feeling that when the clock ticks over to 40 for DSP, some switch is gonna flip and he's gonna wonder what the fuck he's doing with his life mid-stream and go apeshit on someone, getting himself perma'd from at least Twitch, if not more places.
I was going to post something almost exactly like this. I think 40 would be a breaking point. The point where instead of getting a chuckle out of his antics, it would be just almost sad to even look at. I mean we are all also aging so who would be the better of the two, ya know?

Shit, even mid twenties I had a tiny crisis of where I'm going. Can't imagine 40 just being another birthday to most people. You're halfway dead at that point as Phil with his health, and years go by much quicker then they used to. ESPECIALLY if you revolve your life around an autistic video game streaming schedule, eating, pissing, drinking, and sleeping everyday of your life. Only variety he has going is what he might eat for dinner or what videogame came out.

Waiting on him to pull a Guy Fieri by bleaching his hair, spiking it, wearing flame dress shirts and still trying to act like he's early 20s being cool and hip with the kids. Fuck he's somewhat transitioning already by wearing video game apparel.
 
I mean we are all also aging so who would be the better of the two, ya know?

Eh, I have an excuse. Power leveling (even though it's not really a secret outside here), but I knew him before he even started recording for YT via the CT fighting game community, so I watch almost purely out of interest to see where he ends up. That's also partly why I don't wish homelessness on the dude, so I dunno. Probably also why I have the inferno-level takes I do. I don't really care about other cows, I just watch DSP because I saw the whole thing from the start. And even then I stop caring for large swathes of time and come back to check in on him. Just interesting to see.
 
I actually disagree with you, in part. I think you're right that there would be an initial drop from the more aggressive trolls and rage-addicted fans leaving, but I think someone who is kinder and self-deprecating instead of a hostile manchild will engender more money being given in the long-term. If Phil actually changed as you describe, I think he would make fans out of some detractors, and he would be able to pick up things like sponsorships and maybe even somehow get on the Twitch front page, where random people would find his kindly self and stick around.
If there's one thing I've learned from Phil and Wings: Constant e-begging and being an insufferable dick actually works in the short term, as long as you've previously reached a certain level of popularity. You're probably right long term, but would they be willing to portray false positivity for hours on end? If you have to do that, why not get a real job being an asskisser?
 
I personally think his undoing will come at his own hands in the guise of a nervous breakdown come 40 or so.

I've peddled the idea to others and many think his ego is too big, and he seems content doing what he does regardless of his "10 Year Plan" meme, but I have a feeling that when the clock ticks over to 40 for DSP, some switch is gonna flip and he's gonna wonder what the fuck he's doing with his life mid-stream and go apeshit on someone, getting himself perma'd from at least Twitch, if not more places.
His mom was sooooo close to a breakthrough. I think her explaining that he's miserable doing what he's doing and it's unsustainable really got through to him, and you could see a flicker of resignation in his eyes when he was telling that story. He chilled on the talking about money for a little bit and maybe seemed a little more sincere about his situation and his future. Even took the blame for bad financial decisions.

Then he settled back into his isolated lifestyle of buying shit and people kept tipping him and he shits on someone else and gets some notoriety and suddenly there's a new emergency and the trolls are to blame for his money issues again and he needs that cash right now and everything she said is out the window. He's as miserable as ever and you know the 10 year plan is already forgotten.

He's so burnt out he's ashes, but money is the fuel that keeps him warm enough to convince himself that he'll spark up again eventually.
 
The ride will never end. The fap incident, SOK, Machinima, Twitch, Leanna couldn't stop him. I don't think the divorce and health issues would stop him. He still be manipulating his audience for pity bucks, even at a old age.
 
We would have to end. Tevin would have to end. The snort burnell's of the world would have to end. The numerous twitter accounts dedicated to talking about his every move would have to end.

The only thing keeping him going is the notoriety he gets for being a complete narcissistic, pretentious, lazy douche nozzle and the autism sphere around him that shares this with the rest of the world.

His chat is full of people just trying to get a rise out of Phil so they can give Tevin some material or make it into the next detractor video. He has few genuine fans that, if the trolls suddenly disappear, would not be able to support the roach on their own.

That being said, I don't want Phil to end. I want him to stream the rest of his life. I want to see him have to come home after a long hard day at a real job, flip on the stream, and bitch about it from his modest 1 bedroom apartment in the ghetto of Seattle.
 
If there's one thing I've learned from Phil and Wings: Constant e-begging and being an insufferable dick actually works in the short term, as long as you've previously reached a certain level of popularity. You're probably right long term, but would they be willing to portray false positivity for hours on end? If you have to do that, why not get a real job being an asskisser?

Oh, false positivity has not and will not work for Phil. Every time he's made some effort at pulling a #DSPositive, his true attitude is bubbling so close to his veneer that it starts to deform it. It's basically clown mode, but all the time, not just when he gets a chunk of money.
 
As far as I know the poop-touchers here are few and far between, and no one is devoting time to making daily detractor videos (I hope).

We are all autists, yes, but if you have an account here for any reason that should go without saying.
Clearly you weren't there for the TKOH dox saga, when spergs here shit their pants at the prospect of getting doxed for waening on DSP's forums.
 
Clearly you weren't there for the TKOH dox saga, when spergs here shit their pants at the prospect of getting doxed for waening on DSP's forums.
On what alternate dimension would you not call crawling onto the tumbleweed forums to stir shit "pozloading my neghole.p"? Textbook Asking For It.

Related simile:

 
Phil just doesn't quit. Every day he shits more gayming footage into the google cloud with an exclamation point. HEY GUYS 9 HOURS OF RAGE 2 UPLOADING NOW! I feel like most people have their self realization at age 29/30 about where their life is going and fix it. Maybe it will take Phil until 40 or so. I mean at some point Phil will say "Hey kat i'm gonna go play some vidya on stream" and she will tell him to do something else.

I fully believe his parents could be propping him up with cash too, possibly last couple years.
 
To stop him would be a mercy. Yes, he's a fucking asshole who doesn't deserve the money he gets, but at the same time it isn't like he's exactly doing much more than pumping money into the local economy or online since he barely ever leaves the fucking house.

He's a creature of habit which is largely why he's stuck in this eternal loop of angst and begging - he's been doing it for so long that he legitamately can't break it short of an intervention by the parents to make him stop playing video games for a month.
 
On what alternate dimension would you not call crawling onto the tumbleweed forums to stir shit "pozloading my neghole.p"? Textbook Asking For It.

Related simile:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RDnvXAkMnx8
Oh I know that it is waening, what I'm saying is that you don't realize how farspread the problem was. If I had to guess, I'd say that at least %30-40 of the regulars here are weaning on DSP in some way. Just look at his Twitter replies, their autism is only outmatched by Chris's replies.

Hilariously enough, one sperg even preemptively doxed himself ahead of the doc ultimatum. :story:
 
Nothing. Fast food workers and cell phone hawkers happily hand over their minimum wages to Phil. The blind and the mentally retarded sign over their social security checks to him. Trust fund babies and Scandinavian social welfare recipients share their undeserved wealth with him. Mysterious whales surface from the depths of the internet every few months. Detractors toss the occasional bits at him. Even if his income is cut in half he’s still making $50,000 - $60,000 annually. Factor in Kat’s income, his potential inheritance, and the appreciation of his house, and he’s very stable.
 
Potentially unpopular opinion, but DSP isn't as invincible as some posts make him sound. No denying that as an e-begger he still does pretty well for himself, but there was a point in time where DSP was genuinely making big YouTube money due to abusing the search algorithm and taking a shotgun quantity over quality approach to the system. And hey, credit where credit is due, he took advantage of a big flaw in the system and made bank.

The problem is that Phil, being his own worst enemy, didn't try and change his approach after YouTube fixed the loopholes. I don't think he was ever going to become PewDiePie levels of big, but I think he could have coasted by for most of his career making solid YouTube money close to what he was making in his algorithm abuse days. I don't know how well he'd fare in present day YouTube, but at the very least he'd have several solid years of income instead of hitting a sharp decline and trying to supplement his living with credit cards.

The other big difference is comfort. Phil hates streaming and interacting with his fans. If he had focused on building his YouTube identity and producing better content, he would have a much more flexible schedule and wouldn't desperately have to play day 1 releases that he hates with the hope of striking gold and getting more people to throw their disability checks at him.

Instead of going out in a giant explosion, Phil is slowly bleeding out. The bleeding is made slower by the fact he was successful once upon a time, allowing him to apply for a bunch of credit cards which act as bandages. It isn't that uncommon for people who got lucky and hit it big to do, it's just that most of those rich people who fall into the debt trap don't livestream the majority of their lives for the internet to see. Closest example I can think of is some of the bigger name Hollywood actors who made millions but ended up going bankrupt when they started going balls to the wall with their spending and couldn't continue to supplement their previously high income levels. Like Phil, if they just made a few pretty simple tweaks to their life, they would not only be fine, but still living pretty comfortable lives.

IMO, that's why Phil is so interesting to watch. Outside of his early success with the algorithm abuse, he has defied logic and made every possible wrong decision, even with both genuine fans and detractors spelling out exactly what he could do to improve his situation. I think he still has at least a few more years left in him, but it sounds like those credit card bandages he slapped on his pig carcass are finally starting to fall apart. I think his genius payment plan option of just not making payments on the condo and hoping it goes away marks the beginning of the end. Again, it is a process that will drag out over the course of several years, and at the end of the day I don't think even that will make him stop streaming. Personally, I think it's more entertaining having Phil slowly burn out versus something like the ProJared situation. Sure, that provided funny content for a couple of days, but then it more or less died down and unless Jared makes another stupid tweet, will probably be forgotten about in a few weeks time. Phil became infamous because he's slowly bleeding instead of going out in a greasy explosion.
I think you are absolutely spot on. We have seen so many fantastic implosions by famous E-celebs. TGWTG and most recently Pro Jared being great examples. I think a lot of people are waiting for DSP to have one of these implosions. It won't happen. For an e-implosion to happen, there needs to be some form of an expectation of quality and fanbase. TGWTG, as autistic as they were, had a fanbase. ProJared had a fanbase, and put up questionably quality content.

DSP has neither. He doesn't have a fanbase, he has a small cabal of paypigs, and he puts out nothing of quality. He is the ass end of all jokes. There are zero expectations from him. It's one of the reasons why he can masturbate live on stream and get away with it. He can lie to his fans and marry his flown in girl of one year. He doesn't interact with his fans, or go to cons, or probably leave his house. He is so low on the list of important internet figures that we will never see an implosion short of him probably killing someone. He will absolutely bleed out, with his finances and life going down the drain. There will be no implosion because there isn't anyone left who can really leave him. Can you imagine in 10 years from now, we can probably still find this nearly 50 year old man begging for money because he's fucked financially, that would be far, far more pathetic than getting blown up in one swift move.
 
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