How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

[UCantCCPMe]

Well, I know how Ralph DOESN'T make money..... The Killstream.

Seriously, I don't know how Ralph collects anymore. His best days were 7 years ago and shit has been going downhill ever since. Even if Ralph stacked up buckets of cash in 2018, that money must be near it's end if not completely gone thanks to all of Ethan's poor life decisions. If he had some kind of illegal side hustle or secret benefactor, we'd know about it cause Ralph can't keep his mouth shut to save his life, especially when he's goofed up on pills. I know when this nigga was still with AF, around time he was cosplaying as the Cookie Monster with his blue hair and googly eyes; Ralph was getting pretty decent donations. Not a king's ransom, but also not a pauper's wage. However, what with trips to Vegas, Italy and Portugal, that money is surely gone or as the horse would put it, "where'd all the money go?"
The source of Ethan Ralph's slop stipend may be the greatest unsolved internet mystery of our era. I'm not saying Ralph is giving back alley handjobs for pesos, I'm just saying I wouldn't be suprised.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

My gunt niggas; a thought of relevance popped into my stoned mind this evening.

Initially when I made this thread I suspected Ralph of moving drugs to get money. Aylawgs retorted(tm) that it would be possible for him to live in Messigo on his stream earnings.

One thought has come to me though; can Ralph really have lived that long in Messigo, been that fucked up on serious drugs, without ending up owing somebody money for drugs? I just find that hard to believe. Such consistency is unlike him.

The relation between a dealer and a client is quite an active one if the client is hooked on serious substances. I have a hard time seeing Ralph existing, for so long, so high, having so many interactions with local dealers and pimps, without fucking up. The first rule of Ralph is that he always fucks up everything eventually.

Thots?

I realize I might be Alex Jones'ing this, but if that is my role I accept it.

 

[sufferhorse]

My gunt niggas; a thought of relevance popped into my stoned mind this evening.

Initially when I made this thread I suspected Ralph of moving drugs to get money. Aylawgs retorted(tm) that it would be possible for him to live in Messigo on his stream earnings.

One thought has come to me though; can Ralph really have lived that long in Messigo, been that fucked up on serious drugs, without ending up owing somebody money for drugs? I just find that hard to believe. Such consistency is unlike him.

The relation between a dealer and a client is quite an active one if the client is hooked on serious substances. I have a hard time seeing Ralph existing, for so long, so high, having so many interactions with local dealers and pimps, without fucking up. The first rule of Ralph is that he always fucks up everything eventually.

Thots?

I realize I might be Alex Jones'ing this, but if that is my role I accept it.

the short answer is NO.
Hence the drug muling for the jalisco boys.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

 

[sufferhorse]

why do you think he has his last visit on sunday morning but only flies back monday morning. thats a whole day he has to move drugs freely in tijuana

 

[HackerX]

Even if Ralph stacked up buckets of cash in 2018, that money must be near it's end if not completely gone thanks to all of Ethan's poor life decisions.

ROFL. Ralph was flaunting 50k in his bank account to Adezero back in May 2020. Now don't get me wrong, 50k is nice to have hanging around, but it's an absolutely paultry when it's all you have. The fact he was trying to impress women with it makes it all the more amazizing.

Now consider that was 5 years ago. He was already on the downward trajectory at that time and 50k was all he had to show for it. The ridiculous part is if you had no other context before 2020, you'd think 2020 Ralph was a fucking rock star compared to now. He didn't have ANYTHING to show for his brief period of success back then and he has even less to show for it now.