How fat is too fat?

[Drawets Rednaxela]

When you have diabeetus.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

We got any fashion designers in the house tonight?

(claps, cheers)

Good! Do us all a favor: kill yourselves.

(nervous laughter)

No. I'm serious. Kill yourselves. You goddamn people are the scum of the fucking earth. You make a living on glorifying the skeletal. Telling perfectly happy people they aren't thin enough to wear your garbage. You wade hip deep through a river of women's tears, blood and vomit each week to drop off your paycheque. And I bet you sleep like fucking babies. "Oh honey, what did you do at work today?", "We premiered our new fall Auschwitz line! It starts at size -3. It'll have ladies sticking their fingers down their throats & sobbing into their ice cream by January! night-night ZzzzzZZzzzz.....

Seriously. Kill. Yourselves.

 

[Quijibo69]

Spoiler: horrifying

My brain, the goggles they do nothing!

 

[Handsome Pete]

You're too fat when you look like Winnie the Pooh.

He couldn't resist honeypots either.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Imma do a goddamn list:
You're too fat when...

They have to weigh you at a truck stop weigh station.
They have to cut a wall out of your house to get you out of said house.
Anything you eat qualifies as single serving.
You haven't seen your genitals in so long you forget what sex you are.
Mold is growing in places you can't reach anymore.
Someone asked if you wanted to play catch; they still haven't found the ball in your folds.
All you can eat buffets blacklist you.
You were pregnant and you didn't even know it until you went into labor.

 

[Holdek]

Imma do a goddamn list:
You're too fat when...

They have to weigh you at a truck stop weigh station.
They have to cut a wall out of your house to get you out of said house.
Anything you eat qualifies as single serving.
You haven't seen your genitals in so long you forget what sex you are.
Mold is growing in places you can't reach anymore.
Someone asked if you wanted to play catch; they still haven't found the ball in your folds.
All you can eat buffets blacklist you.
You were pregnant and you didn't even know it until you went into labor.

Did you just edit yo mamma jokes?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Actually some of those are based on real life instances and some I took straight from documentaries about chub monsters. Not to sound all holier than thou but I can do way better than 'yo mamma' jokes.

 

[Night Terror]

How fat do you have to be until you're (relatively speaking) bulletproof?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Really I think all women are beautiful. If you can't see that it's your problem and society.

How fat do you have to be until you're (relatively speaking) bulletproof?

 

[Queen of Tarts]

When you're a straight guy and you can be titty fucked.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Too fat is medically obese. When you're so heavy, you're at greater risk for multiple obesity-related health problems.

I don't fault people for being fat. I fault people for being proud of being fat.

 

[Carlos Thin]

 

[littlebiscuits]

I like the fats.

 

[HG 400]

So this is at 0% body fat and likely 45 kg looks like - aka @Dynastia 's ideal woman

Spoiler: Dyna's ideal woman

Needs bigger tits though.

 

[Sanic]

So this is at 0% body fat and likely 45 kg looks like - aka @Dynastia 's ideal woman

Spoiler: Dyna's ideal woman

Skeletons are hot

 

[Jomadre]

 

[Bugaboo]

When they go to the doctor and the doctor tells them that they have to loose some weight

 

[HeirenPlaya]

When they don't look good

Yup, this just about sums it up. Of course, what looks good will vary from person to person.

 

[EI 903]

When they're fat enough to have ever shared this stupid fucking thing on Facebook:

 

[Pikonic]

When they're fat enough to have ever shared this stupid fucking thing on Facebook:

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Or when they're like "Marilyn Monroe was actually a size 9001."