How fat is too fat?

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A women with real curves is fine.

Having curves in your arms, face, legs, and neck like the Michelin Man ala the Slaton sisters is foul.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
We got any fashion designers in the house tonight?

(claps, cheers)

Good! Do us all a favor: kill yourselves.

(nervous laughter)

No. I'm serious. Kill yourselves. You goddamn people are the scum of the fucking earth. You make a living on glorifying the skeletal. Telling perfectly happy people they aren't thin enough to wear your garbage. You wade hip deep through a river of women's tears, blood and vomit each week to drop off your paycheque. And I bet you sleep like fucking babies. "Oh honey, what did you do at work today?", "We premiered our new fall Auschwitz line! It starts at size -3. It'll have ladies sticking their fingers down their throats & sobbing into their ice cream by January! night-night ZzzzzZZzzzz.....

Seriously. Kill. Yourselves.
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I think there's a difference between the "media's fat" and "if you don't lose weight you'll lose your feet" fat.
 
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You're too fat when:

Your chin is growing a chin of its own.
Your feet hurt even if you're sitting down rather than standing up.
You run out of air after using the stairs... the electric stairs.
The folds under your arm are big enough to use as a glider.
You ask your drink to be deep fried.
You use your wrist watch on your big fat finger as a ring.
Several kids use you as a hiding place or to get lots of shadow from the sun.
You buy your clothes at Ringling Brothers.
It's hard to distinguish between your chin and your boobs.

Or you could simply go to your doctor: Make a full body check up, know how you're doing in the glucose, cholesterol and all those thingies department, if you're doing fine but you still think you're a bit fatty, make some exercise, eat less fat and that's it. Some people have big bodies naturally but are perfectly healthy, some are obesse and have problems, so it's an actual health problem rather than just "looking fat".
 
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When it begins to take your health and beat it with a barb-wired baseball bat.

AKA when you look like the fucking Slaton sisters.
 
Looks are looks, if you want to have a go on the bouncy castle it's not my business, but when it starts becoming a medical risk you gotta start managing your calorie/TDE ratio.

I don't care how proud of being fat you are, you're messing yourself up.

p.s The weight of the average model compared to the average human being is lower than it was in Marilyn's day, but most of that's down to people becoming fatties rather that models becoming 2spooky, though they are thinner- it's not just thinness.
 
When your entire body weight combines Biggie Smalls' girth and Andre the Giant's muscle mass.
 
Just as long as you don't delude yourself into thinking that you yourself could try out to be a TiTP mod or some such, a little extra padding here and there is fine.

I don't care if you want to stay that way or drop a few lbs (unless they're for health reasons or if you feel better that way, which I'll support nonetheless), all I want is for you to stay you! :)
 
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