How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[drain]

Whipped me sore
Asked me who was the Master

 

[feedtheoctopus]

He's very attentive and unselfish, though I wish he would let loose a little. You don't wanna try TOO hard

 

[Bassomatic]

I know you were new to role playing but you didn't need a 20 sided die.....

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Did a shit ton of coke. Fucked a she-male clown in drag. Made a series of terrible life decisions and that was around the time I had showed up for our date.

 

[c-no]

Rather hung as a horse. Made me keep this face for hours.

 

[Pina Colada]

We role-played as a necromancer and a demoness. He insisted on wearing that ratty old robe the entire time.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

We role-played as a necromancer and a demoness. He insisted on wearing that ratty old robe the entire time.

Kept her socks on.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

@Malodorous Merkin had a gangbang with me, his master and their creation. Is now a necrophiliac.

 

[Bassomatic]

Made me jack off into brownie batter, cook them, then they made me jack off on the cooked brownies and ate them all themselves.

Oh yea gave me lots of neck kisses, I like that how did you know?

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Killing the thread was a turnoff.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Tentacles.
I need an adult. And a shower.
Not in that order.

 

[Pina Colada]

@CephalopodEnthusiast Who needs paddles when you've got tentacles for spanking? The suckers are a pleasant bonus, too.

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Had to wash my panties 3 times to get rid of the Vicks and rubber glove smell.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Like she's done this WAY too many times before...

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. @Pina Colada @LazarusOwenhart

3 people? My gosh, it's an orgy

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Pretty good. Slept 8 hours, no snoring, made the bed when they got up. 10/10 would lay next to again.

 

[Hummingbird]

Makes love like Boss Hog (take that as you will).

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Tatted up avatar and viewing a D&D thread? Probably an insane lay.

 

[Hummingbird]

Tatted up avatar and viewing a D&D thread? Probably an insane lay.

Actually that's bodypaint.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Even better. Sign me up.

 

[Reynard]

I've heard goats are horny as fuck, and one in a diaper must be kinky as fuck. I'm gonna guess his rumpled foreskin adds some ribbing to the experience, so probably amazing if I was into any of that shit.