How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Ever imagine what it's like having sex with the Grudge? Picture that. The tounge play was amazing, the sex was unbelivable, the jump scares rather uncomfortable. Overall a 12 out of 10.
 
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We hooked up via a mutual drug dealer. Spent the night grinding each others junk to Brutal Truth. Chick left my house and didn't bother to flush my toilet. Nasty bush, but in a cool way
 
Was drunk to the point of puking over all my dick. 5/10 had worse.
 
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Gave a whole new meaning to the concept of 'whiskey dick', as in I'm fairly certain it was with a whiskey bottle that he delivered traumatic anal violation.
 
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Kept cuddling me and calling me his waifu while Vocaloid renditions of American Civil War songs played on his laptop.
 
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Highly illegal but still a fun time with magic sexual cards until I get arrested, the "captor" thing wasn't a mere title... :c
 
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Things were going great until the feds showed up to interrogate them about something they referred to as "the spatula incident" and something about a Senator.
 
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Never got to have sex with, something about "No time for love, Dr. Jones!" or something, I dunno.
 
The sex was fine.

However, the amount of anime collectibles and body pillows staring at me with their unblinking dead eyes throughout our time together wasn't.

Overall, I'd say I wasn't drunk enough for the experience.
 
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Said he was something called an "Almighty Gaylord" and shouted "Cross is Boss!" when he climaxed. Then we got drunk and cuddled while watching a Chicago Cubs game.
 
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Wore a hat and coat tails. Refused to take off the hat. Negotiated the coat tails though. Played the soundtrack to fall out 4 the whole time.



Great head.

6/10. Will call on a slow day.
 
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Still amazed by all they were able to do with 4 razor blades and black-and-white makeup. I think I learned a lot.

Would totally drink beers and have more bedtime with them the next time.
 
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