How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Xenomorph]

Tender lover, kisses on the lips even after fellatio.

 

[fishercat]

Wanted to try roleplay, but I left when the 20-sided dice came out.

 

[GS 281]

She posts in tumblr a lot so probably freaky asf

 

[RI 360]

he cried a lot.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Fucking Nazi. He ran away when he saw my penis was black.

 

[Ravelord]

Pretty enjoyable, except from all the bodies crucified nearby. They were annoying. 8/10. Would Heil Satan again.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Brought back an escort from an Indian Casino for a proposed threeway, insisted that she was "roleplaying being kidnapped"

 

[Syaoran Li]

Could still really use more groundskeeping but otherwise fairly decent

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Managed to break into my cell and undress me without taking off my straight jacket. Was a rough lover. Would definitely get comitted again for a fuck like that.

 

[Xenomorph]

Actually roleplayed with me, I was the farmer and Meat was my busty milk maid, costume fit. 10/10 would milk with again

 

[ES 148]

Didn't roleplay with me. Didn't even bring a d20. 0/10.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Nonstop sobbing and seemed to just want it to end. Shit was hot.

 

[Reynard]

Eternally struggled with my dick in bed. 7/10 Could've used some grace.

 

[oasys]

I was shitting hairballs for weeks

 

[ES 148]

Mediocre, but did it for the promise of a deviant rating.

 

[Neil]

Painful as fuck.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Wanted to leave the tanktop on, but it's not fucking unless there's nipple sucking so that thing came off

 

[Reynard]

Let me count his fat rolls and shoved butter up my ass.

 

[Rat Speaker]

A kind gentle lover. Made me toast in the morning.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Would not shut up, was rather big for an average rat. 6/10