How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Never had someone so desperate to offer me tootsie pops as payment. Had a semi-decent pity fuck.
 
Wanted to sacrifice me to the dark lord on his bed instead of getting it on.
 
Gave me starfish sex. Definitely an expert due to the uninterested look.
 
Made me sit in a chair for two hours so he could impress me with balloon animals. When we finally got to the sex he started crying and begged me to hurry up. Last time I'll ever use my strap on.
 
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Stuck a hand up my ass and was able to control my body by some sort of witchcraft.
 
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Day 2: Subject appears to have mental faculties of an average human. Subject displayed offense at my recording of this journal. Subject rendered unconscious via anesthesia. Bite wounds scrubbed thoroughly. Subject tests negative for rabies. Subject awoke in three hours, forty-seven minutes. X-Ray scans on it while unconscious shows skeleton not dissimilar to human, with canine skull features. Upon awakening, subject (Hereby designated Reynard, at its request), angrily asked where it was. Reynard rendered unconscious via anesthesia. Reynard regained consciousness in similar amount of time. Reynard moderately confused at the car battery. Reynard endured similar amount of electric shock required to incapacitate a human before losing consciousness.

More tests needed.
 
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Day 3: Subject similar to subject "Reynard" located and subdued in the alleyway behind Taco Bell. Initial tests show similar levels of intelligence, physical abilities, etc. to a normal human.

Tensile strength test underway.

Also a decent screw when unconscious.
 
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Thought he could kill me, but I can live with just one kidney! It was kinky, though.
 
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