How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Antipathy]

Did not trust my medical expertise. "Playing Doctor" was fun either way.

 

[Overcast]

I had no idea he was a proctologist.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Couldn't decide what he wanted to do. Ended up riding reverse cowgirl, playing Yankee doodle on a kazoo while playing monopoly.

 

[Barley]

Truly lived up to their name but, man, she looked so serious all the time, even during the sexy striptease.
It was the hottest and scariest time of my life and I'd totally repeat it.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Sweetest and gentle lover I've had in a long time. Even wiped all the cum off the walls. 8/10

 

[Reynard]

Used his blowfish venom as a drug so that we could have even greater orgasms.

 

[Ruin]

Wouldn't go down on me, selfish prick.

 

[WW 635]

Left his dick in the sink afterwards

 

[Meat_Puppet]

We laid there together while I stroked his "tail" until he fell asleep.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Has a video of every kiwi they've banged. Wow. Lots of kinky times.

 

[Reynard]

Went up my ass and inflated. Blowfish are kinky motherfuckers!

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

I wouldn't touch a furry, so, don't know.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Forced me to dress like Rocket Racoon and to use the strap on. You a kinky bitch.

 

[Antipathy]

Corpse found in local dumpster.

Unsure if I can stick my penis in that.

 

[fishercat]

We didn't even have sex; he just stood in the corner of the room and stared at me the moment I took my clothes off. Said he was "observing."

 

[Ntwadumela]

She said I was quite the titan in bed

 

[WW 635]

Invited me to an orgy with his other wives... It was halal

 

[Rat Speaker]

Insisted on pegging me all night.

 

[WW 635]

Cried the entire time and said something about "sexual assault"

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Too black to like red.

Interpret that as you will.