How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Loxiozzz]

Surprisingly wasn't that big for someone named meat puppet. Was highly disappointed when it turned out he was a she. Bummer.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Very soft hands. Never broke eye contact, ever. 8/10, but still a bit intimidated.

 

[Autistic-No-Yari]

Not bad, despite how fucking hideous he actually is (the avatar is a good representation).

 

[Rat Speaker]

Got a tootsie pop stuck in my hair.

 

[Barley]

My butt is full of spikes now but we had a great time, truly lived up to their rat speaker name too!
Would call again.

 

[Reynard]

Crushed my pelvis. If bone breaking is your thing, 10/10. If not, I give it an OhGodWhy!?/10.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Told me I had to wear the muzzle while tagging me doggy style. Had the softest paws.

 

[Reynard]

Her insides felt like I was putting my dick in a bag of ground beef. Totally work it.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Made me give head to his favorite chew toy. It only got him more excited as he went for round two.

 

[Pina Colada]

Made a pretty damn convincing Wendy when she agreed to dress up. It got better when she pulled out her "double decker" strap-on.

 

[Reynard]

Knew just how to mix cocktails, both before and in bed.

 

[Warden Cross]

Kept the balaclava on throughout sex and suggested using the loaded gun as a toy. Risky.

 

[Antipathy]

Creepy, looked through my window when masturbating. Paints everything in sepia.

Would not recommend.

 

[Reynard]

Wanted to dissect me after the event. 1/10

 

[Antipathy]

Did not allow me to dissect it.
2/10.

 

[Reynard]

Continued to refer to me as "it."

 

[Rat Speaker]

Continued to lick his crotch while never breaking eye contact. Spooky and sexy 8/10

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Secretly a t h i c c latina. 9/10 would suavamente again

 

[Xenomorph]

Mind melding sex, offered to mind wipe me after. 8/10

 

[m0rnutz]

Put his gun in my butt and kept shouting "for the motherland".

He brought chocolate though