How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[EnemyStand]

Very enthusiastic, but a highly selfish lover. In fact, he spent the whole night jacking off and asking "You like this, slut?" over and over again.

 

[Lucky Jim]

French kissed me and took my tonsils out

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

A very aggressive power top who uses his own spit as lube every time we do anal and insists on having me call him "Father", saying it's the only way to get him to climax.
He's very into fisting and using religious paraphernalia to penetrate me (Crucifixes seem to be a favorite of his).

His favorite song for sex is probably Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash.

If you're looking for some passionate, toe curling sex, he's your man. Make sure you're both home alone though. You *will* get noise complaints..

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Great blowjob. .. still picking the sheets outta my ass

 

[snailslime]

does it like a virgin

 

[LateralusJambi]

Plays Deftones or Depeche Mode to set the mood. Lots of making out before and during sex.
As for the act itself: it's satisfying for both sides.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Nervous and touch starved. May freeze up.

 

[Slit]

Anime avatar speaks for itself

 

[Grub]

Extremely rapey.

 

[Lord Edge of Leetworth]

Wobbly and shy beyond recourse. Needs to be guided and patted just to get it going at all.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

Never satisfied with your performance, no matter how hard you try.

 

[Alcatraz]

Put me in a mating press and gave me a neck ache in the shower. 7 outta 8.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Total virgin but surprisingly ripped my colon to shreds. I'm impressed.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Their cpap mask wasn’t on tight enough and kept making those fart sounds, they’d groan awake and retighten it

 

[Desu Vult]

Fallen into a deathly sleep that makes all the boomer jokes of her "just lying there" look almost quaint in comparison.

 

[LateralusJambi]

He couldn't stop talking about Holocaust conspiracy theories to the point I pulled out mid-sex. Also gay bottom.

 

[eDove]

He insisted on playing "Opiate" while we went at it. It was a little weird but serviceable.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Keeps intense eye contact. Scary bastard.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

He isn’t afraid to empty his bowels upon climax.

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

Likes to be pegged and is a bottom