How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Fucks Retard because he's fucking retarded.
 
Has the risk that focuses on stupid stuff in bed, 10/10 would have an anal cleansing again.
 
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Keeps trying to dress me up as Ymir, 0/10 his cock blurs with pixels.
 
Keeps trying to dress me up as Ymir, 0/10 his cock blurs with pixels.
I thought you were talking about the nordic mythology ice troll that the gods killed to create the world when you said ymir.

anyway, you called me daddy and that weirded me out, but other than that, ok enough sex I guess, 6/10.
 
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I thought you were talking about the nordic mythology ice troll that the gods killed to create the world when you said ymir.

anyway, you called me daddy and that weirded me out, but other than that, ok enough sex I guess, 6/10.
I’d fuck you to prove real German dominance 10/10, you cried a little but I enjoyed it.
 
Refused to have sex without final boss music from one of their videogames playing the entire time. Repeatedly said combat lines during. Fell asleep immediately afterward in prone position. Had good snacks in the kitchen, though. 6/10
 
The puzzle wasn't always there, Retink started acting autistic after my ramming.
 
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