How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[mr.moon1488]

Virgin STD VS Chad radiation poisoning on dah pee-pee.

 

[A_Skellington]

I keep finding cheese in my hip bones.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Has quite the boner

 

[TheRetardKing]

Why is there a sharp blade coming through my stomach?

 

[Wintersun]

Pretty good, but the belt and the auto-erotic asphyxiation is a bit much.

 

[Retink]

Won't even put the phone down for sex, how shameful.

 

[snailslime]

probably wants to tear off your toenails as bdsm torture

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Sticky, and keeps trying to piss me off for some reason I can't quite discern, but I keep falling for it all the same.

 

[Psychotron]

flailing starfis

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

rape. doesn't matter to which

 

[cybertoaster]

Carpet muncher

Like not even a lesbian just goes and fucking bites the floor carpet

 

[TheRetardKing]

my spoon is too big

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

He lies about his spoon.

 

[Red Hood]

Anime avatar, so my skills as a detective lead me to deduce the only thing they do in bed is eat pocky, not pussy

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Good at head, but with the texture of ground beef. Too much teeth to boot.

 

[O.O]

Kind of a hairy mess and hard to get a read on between the animal noises.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Decent but tells a shitty joke once we're done that hits my post-nut clarity in just the right way to make me feel disgusted with myself.

 

[Shidoen]

Dead in Bed but good cock sleeve, 6/10.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Clearly the type of guy to fuck you in the ass but not have the courtesy to use lube or ejaculate because that's how cocky he is. 3/10.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Hey Mario, did you ever wondered where a baby comes from?