How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Teriyaki]

Has a horse dick. Keeps destroying assholes.

 

[Stan]

Fat, wish I had not had sex with him

 

[glass_houses]

He marched right into my house without an invitation, threw himself down on my lounge, and whipped out a methpipe. He wouldn't leave, he wouldn't share, and he utterly refused to put out. Ended up calling the coppers to get him out of the place.

 

[C.U.N.T.]

We met when I was sat next to him at an Irish pub.
I lent over to snort some pre-crushed oxy and he spilt a cocktail onto it.
Turns out getting strangled turns him on and I had a spare hour so yadda yadda yadda
He claimed he lost a contact immediately after I penetrated him he then ran out of the room naked.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He’d rawk my werld!

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I ran away the second I saw him.

 

[glass_houses]

Absolutely clueless. You'd think he'd never seen a naked woman before, let alone fondled one. Rating: -2

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Absolutely clueless. You'd think he'd never seen a naked woman before, let alone fondled one. Rating: -2

If only if you were a guy, the fondling would've actually been perfect.

 

[WolfeTone]

Firm, but loving, don't get them drunk though!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Like a wild animal. With rabies.

 

[glass_houses]

Lets out the animal inside at exactly the right moment.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Gay

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

Knows just when to start laughing uncontrollably at your noodle dick.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Won't stop wheezing

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

kinda gay.

 

[s0mbra]

Probably celibate tbh

 

[0ctober lust]

Sucked ass. bad at it.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Like shit.

 

[Foltest]

drops nuclear farts in the middle.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fuckin hung like a horse and great at it