How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[glass_houses]

Offered to give me a 'demonstration of alternative uses' for his prosthetic leg.

I declined.

 

[The Last Stand]

Clingy.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fuckin hot and sweaty

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Sorry baby, the shorts stay on.

 

[glass_houses]

A highly satisfactory performance. Recommended. A+

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Actually a bumblebee.

 

[Moon Cricket]

A firm but sensitive lover.

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

You're literally a figurine. You suck.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Broke my arm.

 

[glass_houses]

Still no improvement. Come on, can't you at least try?

 

[YayLasagna]

Alright but keeps asking me to pretend I'm dead. It's kinda weird

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Why am I pregnant now?

 

[0ctober lust]

When I realized they were a woman, I left so idk.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Like a dead man with residual muscle spasms in his pelvic region, just as cold too.

 

[JustWant2PlayVidya]

Perfectly moist and a real hot bird.

 

[glass_houses]

Wouldn't so much as lay a finger on me, but had the sheer bloody hide to demand a blowjob while he played video games.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

A shallow imitation of a superior performance

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

his boner hurt.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Under the covers.

 

[TakeSoma]

Never physically present, keeps sending packages.