How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Overly Serious]

Beak was long, but lacked width.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

tried it and puked on her tits.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It was almost as good as lying in bed naked eating Lance Captain's Wafers.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

Never get blackout drunk around this man.
He  will slather you in perfumed oils and toy with your unconscious body. He may even stick his fingers up your nose for good measure.

Why? I don't know. But it's happened before...

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

mmm, bad.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

I'm "bad" yet you keep crawling back to me like the quadriplegic in my basement.
These mixed signals are killing me. Make up your mind.

 

[Mairon]

used the butthole like it owed him money. that is to say that he abused it and made it hurt, without any pleasure. would not engage with again.

 

[0ctober lust]

Used him at a good rythm, I was so horny and wanted to pound him like crazy though. The best part is that he let me cum inside, Felt great.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Used him at a good rythm, I was so horny and wanted to pound him like crazy though. The best part is that he let me cum inside, Felt great.

It's "coming" right for us!

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

It's "coming" right for us!

I'm "coming" right for you too.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

His mouth stays silent but his body is loud

 

[0ctober lust]

no.

 

[0ctober lust]

selfcest.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fucking stoned as shit

 

[Murry Loon]

kinky. always love some good gunplay

 

[WelperHelper99]

A literal animal

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

9 year old egirl, no ass, no tits
i aint going near that shit

 

[s0mbra]

Square peg does not fit in round hole.

(Roblox are square like Minecraft, right?)

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

He tries to have a pillow fight (?)