How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

dumb.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Opens wide

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'll be the one crying in bed, dammit

 

[The Backwards Man]

He is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Crex Crex]

Has phimosis.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Tastes like chicken.

 

[Hogscraper]

He shat the load onto a piece of black construction paper and hung it on the wall.
I don't know how to feel about this.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Oinked at climax. Weird guy.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Probably can't get hard anymore because of all the cooming. But if you are a animal hybrid person that might do the trick

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Energetic but cold

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Very experienced

 

[Crex Crex]

I don't like zoophilia

 

[Rockin da Worm]

I don't think the kiwi above me likes the idea of fucking dogs.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Yeah, but that damn dog keeps hiding bodies at the local playground. I'm suspecting @Jeff_the_Thriller's owner could be a serial killer who lures his victims.

 

[Banquet Meal]

an absolute SLAYER of pussy

 

[spaztocate9000]

Suck starting that shotgun isn't the only thing he's good at sucking.