How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[TheRedRanger]

I tried, but there was too much vomit.

 

[KolKinhs]

feral but fluffy

 

[Abowaffen]

Pain. Pain and suffering.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Nigger please. Everyone knows Kiwis are incels.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

One pillow maximum, polyester sheets & pillow cases rather than cotton. Never moved past how he fell asleep in dorm rooms.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

That head is so perfect.

 

[lemonsensei]

Only does missionary.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

sucked ass, literally.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Too sappy. Giggles a lot over stupid jokes. 4/10. Need alcohol.

 

[KolKinhs]

Came in the first few seconds

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Kept on calling me his ex-partner's name and that was really weird. but he did have a super tight ass which made me moan so, 5/10.

 

[0ctober lust]

don't let him fool you, he's a bottom if he loves you enough.

 

[Plainview]

playing with his caged up micropenis at the foot end of the bed while waiting for the bull to finish rawdogging his wife so he can suck the creampie out of her pussy

 

[glass_houses]

I couldn't do it. There was all this old food stuck in his beard. It stank, it was disgusting.

Either learn how to clean the thing or shave it off!

 

[Exister]

Made me feel like I was flying through a rainbow wonderland

 

[fishercat]

Couldn't find my g-spot. I pretended to orgasm anyway so you wouldn't feel bad.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

When he was trying to face me he kept bumping into my chest. 8.5/10

 

[RussianParasite]

Got too drunk on schnapps and couldn’t get it up. Maybe “next time,” buddy.

 

[be me just a rando]

He will throw you around the bed, abuse you, fuck you to death, but it's made really funny by the fact that he wears dinky circular glasses that make him look like a black bearded santa.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

overrated.