How is the kiwi above you in bed?

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He refused to let me top him when I told him he smelled like expired milk poured on a cadaver. It didnt help that he insisted on wearing his unwashed Mortal Kombat costume from the time he pissed himself at his grandpa's lemon party back in 2014. He said it was "a coping mechanism". I don't know what that's about, but I'd prefer to not fuck damaged goods. Total turn off.
 
In theory good with his hands, but in reality those hands are too thin and cold to satisfy.
 
Flowers, dinner, shy "accidental" hand-touching. Plainly thought he was being seductive and romantic. Evening ended with kiss on cheek, lingering finger touch and "can't wait to see you again" sent by text later.

Had to go round ex's afterwards to get actual shag.
 
I'm honored you wanted seconds but, clapping and saying do it again while drooling.. kinda made me feel like I did something wrong.
 
Plenty of experience with those handcuffs of his...

I wouldn't make him part of my everyday diet, but he's a tasty occasional treat.
 
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