How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Banquet Meal]

he's

you mean "she's"

 

[regginknurd]

you mean "she's"

Pretty good. Doesn't pull out though. A real dice-thrower.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I want to give points for smooth muscle control, but being a drunk reggie I can't vote more than a solid "Eh"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I want to give points for smooth muscle control, but being a drunk reggie I can't vote more than a solid "Eh"

The fucking retard poops all over his partners, as if he thinks that they'd enjoy it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The fucking retard poops all over his partners, as if he thinks that they'd enjoy it.

Hey now - lube is expensive and it's impolite to not share.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

They only use their feet in bed.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I think I got an STI since he married a dimension-hopping chick and cross dressed

 

[TerrifyingPterodactyl]

0/10 mattress was left very satisfied but I was left with the feeling that I wasn't going to be seeing that pog collection they kept hyping up.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Quagmire the Pterodactyl spiked my drink.

 

[Pissmaster]

Decent ass but I feel wrong about mashin' a tard.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Plow my ass.

 

[56 others]

pretty gay in bed

 

[The Man With No Name]

One of many

 

[Crex Crex]

Awful, pp rotted off

 

[Exister]

Bit my dick off

 

[TheRetardKing]

Bit my head off. Now I'm dead.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Keeps rolling around, muttering about chromosomes. Always taking the blanket for himself.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Likes it when I call him Null just before nutting

 

[Pootato]

Has a Phd in Japanese rope bondage and will use your ass crack to hold his sigars

 

[TheRetardKing]

Hey, bro? Can I snort some of your glue?