How is the kiwi above you in bed?

Wouldn't give his name. Adequate lover but now I am radioactive.

(EDIT: Shit this thread moves fast.) Smelled like a goat, but hung like a horse. Enjoyed very much but wont tell my friends.
 
Woke up to find him already in my room. I'd actually slept through the sex, it was his jumping on the bed playing air guitar which woke me.

2/10
 
Cocktail Penis.

Talks big talk and looks nice but underperforms.
 
A rambler who knows how to ramble, vehemently denies that his name is Carl, despite literally using it when introducing himself, 8/10.
 
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Kept going on about something called "Shibari" and trying to tie me up with her webs. Unfortunately could get lose easily so not very exciting. Nice legs, though.

4/10 with room for improvement when she learns how to tie a knot.
 
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Overly Serious said:
Kept going on about something called "Shibari" and trying to tie me up with her webs. Unfortunately could get lose easily so not very exciting. Nice legs, though.

4/10 with room for improvement when she learns how to tie a knot.
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Stole my autism compression sleep-sock and gave it back all stained.
 
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As soon as I started to undress, he put his coat on me and asked me who I was, and demanded an explanation as to why I was nude. Then proceded to go visit my father at the hospital after he trashed our home, the he negotiated with all of his underlings by beating them. Not being satisfied enough, he took a taxi from his workplace to beat even more tugs at the pier. Nice singer btw

6/10 only because he drives politely when on duty
 
Tasted of chocolate when I went to eat her out, but got creepily attached when I was done. She did stick around to make breakfast though.
 
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