How is the kiwi above you in bed?

The piercing thrust came to a grinding halt due to running out of fuel and poor communications.
Successfully managed to downplay all accusations of improper conduct.
 
  • Winner
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Gassy and let's do anal to stop it I didn't expect you were going to fuck ME in the ass.
 
Insists on rape play, which I would be okay with if he would stop referring to his dick as The Rapetor.
 
Met this guy at the county fair. Moderately fugly, tall, slightly autistic. We hit it off pretty well. He offered to take me back to his shitty studio apartment for some sloppy drunk sex but I declined.
Thirty minutes later, I wake up bound and gagged, my own boxer briefs stuffed halfway down my throat and an entire empty bottle of Johnson and Johnson's baby oil up my ass.
I don't know what happened, or how this furfag managed to follow me home, but I can only assume that whatever transpired during my unconscious state was so sexually violating, it put P. Diddler to shame.
 
  • Horrifying
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Why would I get laid with a jet? I'm not CIA Nigger.
 
I'm now on the waiting list for a full intestine, rectum and anus transplant. I might not make it. Please pray for me, and discuss organ donation with your loved ones. Don't take your organs with you. God won't care if you arrive at the pearly gate sans rectum. Give life. Give me your anus.
 
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