How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Yukako]

He made me cosplay as a swordsman from some anime.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

overhyped and memed to death

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

Prickly kajeet dick

 

[AMHOLIO]

Gobbles cock like a motherfucking champ

 

[NaggotFigger]

Power bottom?

 

[glass_houses]

Electrifying finger work.

 

[Breadquanda.]

Just horrible. Wasn't paying attention, and passed out halfway through from all of the various types of drugs he used beforehand.

 

[soup peddler]

You call it woohoo-ing and it takes place 100% under the covers

 

[Kovachs]

Inspires stockholm syndrome in his many boy-slaves.

 

[gabardineDelinquent]

For the last time, we're not watching Cabaret during or after sex.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Huh?

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[Narinder]

I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I'm pretty sure it involved some kind of ritual, the woods, and cloaks. I'm not sure if we fucked or if I was cursed.

 

[glass_houses]

It was both. I know, I was there.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fuck off, we’re full.

 

[Kovachs]

It was electrifying. The next morning, I felt like I had just woken up on Christmas day.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

A star fish that occasionally moaned

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Didn't end well, I'm against animal cruelty, but this fucker was an exception.

 

[Jason Wynn]

He said he wanted to take me in the showers, but it was not what I expected at all.

 

[Bothriolepis]

Said they'd take a shower first, but I didn't expect them to just lie there.