How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[TheRetardKing]

I shouldn't have drunk that Kool-aid. Now I can't get out of bed.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Bangs like a belt-fed mortar

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Bangs like a belt-fed mortar

no idea, not into homo.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

A schizophrenic. Not the fun kind

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

A schizophrenic. Not the fun kind

oh at first it was all "please fuck my ass, use the ladle from the kitchen drawer and some of that olive oil as you talk trash to me" and now I'm the schizo. baby, you have cocroaches this big crawling over your brain. stay off the ketamine.

 

[Robert Cummings]

He passes out after nutting inside me and his limp body falls on my back.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

The best.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

He just sits on the bed, and menacingly moos.

 

[soft breathing]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Almost dead

 

[TheRetardKing]

Seriously, what the fuck was in that Kool-aid? My skin is melting and I need a doctor.

 

[Robert Cummings]

He makes high screechy noises the entire time. Definitely a big-lipped alligator moment.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

called me a pedo despite the fact that im younger than him

 

[Mac Monster]

He kept sperging about some bald guy, which really killed the mood.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Tased!

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

Red Force Lightning'ed!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

shadowy & sleepy

 

[Overly Serious]

shadowy & sleepy

Total powerhouse and multiple rounds.

However, ate our baby.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I must consult with the Elder Gods.

 

[salvuserit]

I must consult with the Elder Gods.

Cowardly