How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[NaggotFigger]

I don't fuck cats.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Electrifying

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Fuck no. I'll do Gotham a solid by killing Dr. Crane. One less lunatic terrorising the city.

 

[glass_houses]

I'm always up for a challenge. Do I use the knife on you, or do you use it on me?

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Nevermind the user above me; I admit to a morbid curiosity for how Android raptor fares in bed

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I'd rather cum in the Mountain Dew bottle. After I've drunk the Mountain Dew, of course.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ice cold but very acrobatic

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Awful. I think my throat and nutsack are going bye-bye.

 

[glass_houses]

Well muscled and flexible.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

a perfectionist

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

A feeling like I've been here before.

 

[Super Malario]

An absolute freak that 100% will give you an STD

 

[Jason Wynn]

Wanted to wear his fedora while fucking. I didn’t want to kink shame him so I allowed it, but I still felt dirty afterward

 

[Yukako]

As soon as he finished, he lit a cigarette and told me to leave. We were at my house.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I don't fuck skeletons, Sand Undertale. Nor will I even hear about Undertail, which is a level of degeneracy of its own.

 

[Breadquanda.]

Pretends to be nice to get me to do things I don't want. Slimy. BORING.

 

[glass_houses]

I'd say, "Next time, BATHE FIRST!" but there's never going to be a next time. Bathe anyway.

 

[Overly Serious]

Said he had the perfect playlist for it and spent the first ten minutes playing around with Spotify whilst I sat there. Then I was hit by a barrage of late 90's and early 2000's thrash metal whilst he said things like "fuck yeah, you're so dirrrrrrty".

Has a Metallica tattoo somewhere I'd rather not say.

 

[Soi Woh Jak]

Very British, wanted biscuits and tea soon after

 

[gamerweeb1]

Not very good, only cares about his own pleasure.