How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Aquinas]

I'd tap @*Asterisk*'s face hard, with my unclipped hog.

 

[WEEDle]

I'd tap @*Asterisk*'s face hard, with my unclipped hog.

I can't help but feel I just got cockblocked.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

Two words; "String Shot"

 

[Virus]

Would probably be unable to get off properly unless a Billy Mays infomercial was playing in the background

 

[gaybashing<3]

considerate and understanding

 

[FemalePresident]

Probably does sexual roleplay

 

[Kataomoi00]

Probably a dominatrix

 

[polonium]

Wouldn't know about in bed, we only ever do it in car parks under cover of night, but I get my money's worth. 8.5 / 10

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

Likes sucking your nuts.

 

[drain]

Surprisingly boring.

 

[GV 998]

not very gentle. left me weeping, in the fetal position, in the shower. Despite how excruciatingly hot the water felt on my bare skin, even causing it to blister, I couldn't be clean after that...

...I don't think I'll ever know what feeling "clean" is like...ever again...

 

[Kataomoi00]

Is probably a revenge rapist

 

[ZeCommissar]

Loves to toy with mens feelings and lays there with no expression or sound of any type, making them think they are doing a bad job at sex.

 

[Dr.Research]

Very gentle, soft- enjoys post-coital cuddles. And discussing the politics of the death penalty.

 

[An Ghost]

I asked if he was even in, he said he was finished.
Edit: Laughing out Loud! That's a chick. Funny, she talked at the bar but I don't remember taking Hellen Keller home.

 

[Ruin]

He prematurely sprayed me with ectoplasm.

 

[Bassomatic]

Came in their hand slapped me with it and then fell asleep snoring.

 

[Ravenor]

Angry thrusting dives with lot's of violent head shaking.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Best night ever.

 

[ICametoLurk]