How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[POWER IN MISERY]

pretty good if i say so myself

 

[Dr.Research]

A solid 6/10.

 

[Bassomatic]

Kinda weirded me out with their food play kink but other wise a very enjoyable evening, even let me be the little spoon.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A simmering pot of unrealized passion until I provided the spark. We collapsed from exhaustion.

 

[Dr.Research]

Would only do a threesome.

Spoiler: The third partner

 

[Pina Colada]

Someone who definitely did their research on bondage and eating out!

 

[An Ghost]

Touched my peepee with their boobies,
I came instantly and began farting. Also left sand in my sheets???

 

[Kataomoi00]

Wasn't able to feel anything because you're a ghost

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I can't really remember. All I know is we were having drinks and I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a note telling me to call 911.
I really liked that kidney, dammit.

 

[Bassomatic]

While quite good at the act itself, cold and methodical in the mood. But after wards went down stairs and made me bar none the best Chicken Cordon Blue I've ever had.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Great until he posts about the entire experience on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Mason Verger]

Literally a second-hand animu body pillow with a nickel sized hole cut in it.

8/10.

 

[The Lawgiver]

???/10698r?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dominant. Perhaps too much so.

 

[cumrobbery]

A bit too lifelike

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

steals semen

 

[Hummingbird]

Squiggly and wiggly like a fish on land.

 

[SnowBall]

pretty great and not problematic at all.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Wet.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I don't want to talk about it.
There were tentacles and pocky and now I need to wash the weeb off me.