How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Unseemly and Feral]

They only lasted 10 seconds...

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[drain]

Listened to "let the bodies hit the floor' during the entire intercourse.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

(nice song choice)

 

[Bassomatic]

Had cum breath....before I even took my pants off

 

[Pina Colada]

You shattered my pelvis with your Lupin dive!

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Has been doing it since she posted here, and She's still going!

 

[lolwut]

Things were great until the chloroform wore off.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Is the girl
http://funnypictures3.fjcdn.com/hdgifs/After+sex_ecee5c_5848621.mp4

 

[Lipitor]

Don't ask me... BUT I BET MY WHORE WIFE KNOWS!!!!

 

[Overcast]

Rather unsatisfying...

Then again, they're 100 years old, I can't really blame them.

 

[drain]

Very shy, I had to do most the work

 

[Bassomatic]

Roofied themselves because they were kind enough to put out, but didn't want to remember.
Won't lie, I was flattered they still gave it up but self esteem pretty low atm.

 

[c-no]

Pretty trippy while in bed. Don't know if satisfying but it makes ones balls trip.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Eats cookies in bed.

 

[Caddchef]

Two pumps and a squirt followed by 40 minutes of farting and crying.

 

[An Ghost]

Insisted of having bee movie in the background which was ok until they busted out the black and yellow striped bondage gear

 

[Pina Colada]

I couldn't feel anything. The Viagra didn't help, either.

 

[LD 3187]

She puts the "cool" in tentacool.

 

[TiggerNits]

Their orgasm noise sounds shockingly similar to the noise it makes when you die in Super Mario Bros.