How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Bassomatic]

I've never used dish soap as a sexual lube, but hey it's your hole.

That's all I care to comment about.

 

[WW 635]

Took detailed notes and published them on a loveshy blog

 

[ES 148]

Wasn't in the bed half the time.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does things with her body that break the laws of physics in most delightful ways.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Paid the coroner $50. Was warned he might shit himself but took the risk to get my self off anyways.

 

[Dunder]

"Please clap"

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Did the Boyscout salute....in my colon.

 

[WW 635]

Only wanted me there so he could cuck a dark elf assassin

 

[fishercat]

climaxed the instant Nelly Furtado's Maneater came on my phone's playlist.

 

[GS 281]

Pussy smelled like fish

 

[getoffmylawn]

Has the common decency to give a fella a reach around.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Has not trimmed the pubes in ages, so too much cushion with the pushin.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

bed caught fire

 

[ES 148]

Kept trying to involve their terrifying winnie-the-pooh plushie in everything

 

[Captain_Asshole]

It was fun, but I had a strange mood afterwards.

 

[ES 148]

Wouldn't take off the hazmat suit, the bruises won't go away for at least a week.

 

[fishercat]

Started yelling "VICTORY" halfway through.

 

[Bassomatic]

Was really sad, I couldn't take part in their ingrown toe nail fetish.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Likes to sleep with black pubes glued to face for some reason.

also: http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://kiwifarms.net

 

[Kataomoi00]

Didn't blink or look anywhere else the whole time which made the experience extremely awkward.