How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Captain_Asshole]

Kept complaining about how gay it was. Still enjoyed it though.

 

[Bassomatic]

Read there screen name.
Let's just say.... with size and being a dom... he was more than merely an captain.

 

[ES 148]

Kept pulsating, and not in the pleasant way.

 

[admiral]

Had a really disconcerting expression the whole time.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Wouldn't take off their hat.

 

[WW 635]

Was drunk and eating pizza off my back

 

[Rat Speaker]

Didn't get mad about the greasy mess.

 

[WW 635]

I had to agree with him. Pizza grease really does make a delicious lube.

 

[Rat Speaker]

I had to agree with him. Pizza grease really does make a delicious lube.

And the burning hot cheese just added to the experience.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Pretty fun, until his liver ruptured and we had to call in the medics.

 

[Rat Speaker]

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Pretty fun, until his liver ruptured and we had to call in the medics.

10/10 would visit ER with again.

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Got the rats involved. Who knew little whiskers tickling your balls would feel that good?

 

[Arkangel]

Cold and shouted my mattress in half.

 

[Pikimon]

Kept complaining about the "fucking Imperial SJW scum" while I had him pinned down assblasting him

EDIT: got ninja'd edited to make sense

 

[Kataomoi00]

Looked very spoopy, but was surprisingly intimate

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Shoved me down on all fours and forced me to ride her friend while she watched. His palms were surprisingly hairy.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

She was thicc af boiiiii

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Who tf brings a horse saddle into the bedroom. ^This person, right here.

 

[Womacker]

Lot of fun to be around, wish she didn't keep saying "size doesn't matter" over and over again though....

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The small sausage is surprisingly cozy when in between the proper buns.