How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[Morose_Obesity]

Gets you an Uber right after, and gives you a Gatorade for the road. 10/10 would bang again.

 

[WW 635]

Had trouble finding his dick. Swore he just left it somewhere under his fuppa.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Leaves the damn dog and it just stands there, watching

 

[Bassomatic]

As the last words of a brave Y wing pilot said... "they came from behind"

 

[Kataomoi00]

It was nice until you kept talking about your unhappy childhood - was kind of a downer.

 

[Bassomatic]

It was nice until you kept talking about your unhappy childhood - was kind of a downer.

I was pitying you for round two... and more kisses.

You were one of those lays, after you bust, just wanted more not a nap.

 

[ES 148]

Your content-aware-scale fetish made me really uncomfortable, I don't like my crotch being a centimetre below my chin, thanks. 0/10, would not bed again.

 

[DumbDosh]

Kept trying to look directly into my eyes and was constantly smiling, was a little off putting but not the worst I've had.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Was such a starfish I thought we might've been underwater.

 

[ES 148]

Kept continuing to expose government secrets and corruption. Got blood all over the shower. Also turned out to be Space Jesus.

 

[WW 635]

Did nothing but post in this thread while getting pegged

 

[ES 148]

Did exactly the same, however that works.

 

[WW 635]

It's currently dyking it out with me while I type this

 

[Curt Sibling]

Just lying there...I think this meat puppet is broken.

 

[Bassomatic]

Pulled hairs out of my beard with their teeth.

 

[fishercat]

Itchy beard made certain acts uncomfortable.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

GOT FAYGO ALL OVER THE PLACE

 

[Pina Colada]

The Otto impersonation was a slight mood killer, but nevertheless hilarious.

 

[drain]

asked me to call her "wild tigress" while whiping my ass
but bought me a cool necklace afterwards

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

too busy watching anime on their phone instead of actually having sex