How is the kiwi above you in bed?

[ES 148]

Too cross. Far, far too cross.
Oh, the tales I could tell.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I wasn't the one who yelled "Cross is Boss!" when I came, bub.

 

[RI 360]

cried a lot.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Made me cry a lot

 

[The Queen of Trash]

Cried like a little bitch.

I USED A LOT OF LUBE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

 

[The Lawgiver]

Sleeping.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Kept trying to eat out my ass nonstop despite me saying I wasn't into it over and over.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Slams and jams the hardest of all kiwis

 

[GS 281]

Great. You can tell when they're gonna cum because their gem lights up

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Raped @WireSponge so hard that it resulted in mental issues that turned them into a tranny

 

[c-no]

Hard to say. Is unobtainable to have in bed.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

When they're finished, they make the same face as their avatar.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Was not informed on which side of the double ended dong to use first. Should have checked this person out online.

 

[GS 281]

Hung like a ponyand gave me a PS4 after

 

[Abethedemon]

 

[Bassomatic]

I got a little nervous when the bed was covered with plastic and there was a kitchen knife on the table... thankfully they were just lazy about cleaning up and it was some common piss play.

The brownies were great but put that cutco jam away next time fam.

 

[drain]

likes to be berated like the little faggot he is!!!!
(also is my current husbando)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

likes watching me do it with other people

 

[Mason Verger]

Reuses condoms.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The sex was pretty unremarkable, but now I'm being hunted by the CIA, Russian FSB and some discount auto insurance place. Fucker didn't tell me they stole from the Illuminati.